Do You Wear Crocs....shame On You !!

[stormydog]

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Gaynor Rowe...im in dismay The K9 model falls from grace...(hopefully cos her rubber strap was too loose). What are you doing ?? Atleast you couldve worn Prada stiletto Crocs ffsake...but noooooo you chose to join the ranks of the Stinking Feet Brigade........one word GUTTED :'(

John I object!! Mine are not the gopping crocs, mine are nice ones, they don't even look like crocs!!

check out the pics of them if you can climb down off your high horse LOL

www.alltheshoes.co.uk/ crocs/crocs_alice.html

Gaynor they may well not look like Crocs...they may well not feel like Crocs ...but, the tell tale sign is in the name...

www.alltheshoes.co.uk/CROCS/STINKINGCROCS_MALICE.html

give in love....while youre wearing youre not winning :thumbsup:

oh...and can you spot a well known NoN-PED racer in this shot with her co-workers....i wont say who it is because WILDWHIPPIES asked me not to say it was her ...ooops :lol:

 

[wild whippies]

Busted!!! :lol:

Trust me they're better than the white clogs we had, them with our blue scrubs made us look like a bunch of smurfs!!!

 

[TIGGERGOULD]

not many coming forward is there h34r:

are u all ashamed???? :> ????

 

[masta]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!

http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

 

[michelle]

You may make fun of the croc's but im a proud owner of a lovely pink pair (but i dont wear them in public) they are kept for gardening & poop scooping duty...i know stormy drools over my love of high heels but they aint that good when its comes to poop scopping in my orchard lol...so the croc's make an appearence.

my kids love them they are soooooo easy to slip on when faffing in the garden ,racing or at the beach.

I have a thumbs up for kids crocs ....they can wear them whenever..........................but adult crocs should be limited to the privacy of ones own garden.

 

[TURBO]

Ok ok i confess judge Stormy

Im a croc wearer

In fact i own 3 pairs PLUS a pair of crocs flipflops (w00t)

I dont care what people think

i love wearin crocs

 

[whippetfan]

OMG Stormy - we are soulmates. :wub: :wub:

Tell me you detest the Summer Olympics and/or cyclists in lycra and I"m getting on a plane. :huggles:

 

[owengirl]

Tell me Stormydog - What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

 

[Esty]

Birkenstocks are cool. 8) They look hippie without being chavtastic or dirty!!

We eloped to get married 3 years ago because we wanted something really low-key and I wore a Monsoon dress and a pair of Birkenstocks and it was fab

 

[owengirl]

Birkenstocks are cool. 8) They look hippie without being chavtastic or dirty!!We eloped to get married 3 years ago because we wanted something really low-key and I wore a Monsoon dress and a pair of Birkenstocks and it was fab

Sounds very nice, my kind of wedding.

 

[hely]

he had better not take the pee out of Birkenstocks...i have 4 pairs and they are sooo comfy

 

[stormydog]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!
http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

Patrick im just a tad concerned that you know of the mbtmidlands website :blink: As a shoe theyre unmatchable...what is the big rounded sole all about ?? It would be like walking on see-saw or maybe as akward as a woman shagging quasimodo cowboy-stylee :wacko: All that rocking back and forth....she`d be sick before she gets to the tickly bit

:lol: @ spak shoes

 

[stormydog]

You may make fun of the croc's but im a proud owner of a lovely pink pair (but i dont wear them in public) they are kept for gardening & poop scooping duty...i know stormy drools over my love of high heels but they aint that good when its comes to poop scopping in my orchard lol...so the croc's make an appearence.my kids love them they are soooooo easy to slip on when faffing in the garden ,racing or at the beach.

I have a thumbs up for kids crocs ....they can wear them whenever..........................but adult crocs should be limited to the privacy of ones own garden.

Michelle i do admit and i think i said it previous..kiddies in Crocs look brill ...like little oompaloompas but honestly the thoughts of you wading through 3 inches of whippet pooh still doesnt convince me you have the right to wear Crocs (euggh if the word Crocs is wrong ! they shouldve been named CRAPS OR BLOCS OR EVEN SPOCS)

For the same price you couldve bought Nike trainer look-a-likes....atleast people would think...."tasty fit bird, does a bit of running..maybe goes to the local gym" :thumbsup: .....but Noooo...instead you chose to publicise..."tasty fit bird spends the day shovelling 15lb of dog shite from her garden !" :x

Anyway im surprised you dont have "leopard pattern" ones

sorry michelle..love ya loads but you to are GUILTY !

 

[stormydog]

Ok ok i confess judge Stormy Im a croc wearer

In fact i own 3 pairs PLUS a pair of crocs flipflops (w00t)

I dont care what people think

i love wearin crocs

One thing only i can add here.....

ITS MULTICROCERY..PUNISHABLE ONLY BY.......

"TRIAL BY FIRE".......You should be taken to a place where in full view of ordinary shoe wearers you will be laid on your back with you feet held high above your buttocks....thenst your vile disgusting excuses for shoes will be set alight...and may the plastic return to its hot but natural state and roast the very hoop of your anus.....i hereby ask for volunteers...

 

[stormydog]

Birkenstocks are cool. 8) They look hippie without being chavtastic or dirty!!We eloped to get married 3 years ago because we wanted something really low-key and I wore a Monsoon dress and a pair of Birkenstocks and it was fab

Esty Esty Esty......THESE ARE COUSINS TO CROCS

Where do you think they got them name Birkenstocks from then eh...?

BIRKENhead.......euuuughhhh Nuff Said Me Thinks !

already the image isnt great...i can just picture "CHAV MONTHLYS" write up in the "waynes and tracys wedding section"........"The bride wore a fetching Monsoon dress (i only hope it wasnt from bloody Bangladesh)....the groom in the popular white Chavilier suit, the bride lit some incense stick on her way past the campfire between heavily adorned caravans the beautiful ambience however was ruined by the Brides shoes....she wore CROC COUSINS !"

 

[stormydog]

Tell me Stormydog - What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

Ive mentioned earlier..Clogs are for creepy Dentists and Geography teachers or else Dutch lorry drivers on the Liverppol Ferry to Belfast..cos i see them every fortnight....i even heard one say "herdyherd herd herdyy herdy clogs" ...roughly translated to "i got some new weird as fuk footwear"

Sandals are class ! I have to say those Gladiator type ones are lush on a girl with nice ankles...and if youre well tanned....WOWWWZAAA ! :shifty:

Sadly wayy too many Fat birds try to squeeze into these sandals....thank goodness for reinforced leather strapping eh ! :sweating: Ive always said if a girl can look good in sandals she could almost be my next x-wife :flowers: ....but if she pockles around with big feet in sandals that bear an uncanny resemblance to a couple volleyballs caught in the net...well, keep walking lard ass..it aint happening !

Im not a lover of a thong ( just when did it change to thongs..fuk me its hardly plural is it ?) i have to admit...

Ive always had this concern that a girl might put her leg thru the wrong bit and have the bit that goes up her arse wrapped around her back (imagine the shock if there was ......noooo im not saying it).

ok.. put it like this....you pick her up...tensions electric...straight back to yours...its the summer so its really bright....you devour eachother with mouth-wars then its jeans down..she leads you into the bedroom when suddenly you see her thong is on wrong the label is on her hip... ....you read it and what does it say......

THONGS BY CROCS......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............................

 

[owengirl]

Tell me Stormydog - What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

Ive mentioned earlier..Clogs are for creepy Dentists and Geography teachers or else Dutch lorry drivers on the Liverppol Ferry to Belfast..cos i see them every fortnight....i even heard one say "herdyherd herd herdyy herdy clogs" ...roughly translated to "i got some new weird as fuk footwear"

Sandals are class ! I have to say those Gladiator type ones are lush on a girl with nice ankles...and if youre well tanned....WOWWWZAAA ! :shifty:

Sadly wayy too many Fat birds try to squeeze into these sandals....thank goodness for reinforced leather strapping eh ! :sweating: Ive always said if a girl can look good in sandals she could almost be my next x-wife :flowers: ....but if she pockles around with big feet in sandals that bear an uncanny resemblance to a couple volleyballs caught in the net...well, keep walking lard ass..it aint happening !

Im not a lover of a thong ( just when did it change to thongs..fuk me its hardly plural is it ?) i have to admit...

Ive always had this concern that a girl might put her leg thru the wrong bit and have the bit that goes up her arse wrapped around her back (imagine the shock if there was ......noooo im not saying it).

ok.. put it like this....you pick her up...tensions electric...straight back to yours...its the summer so its really bright....you devour eachother with mouth-wars then its jeans down..she leads you into the bedroom when suddenly you see her thong is on wrong the label is on her hip... ....you read it and what does it say......

THONGS BY CROCS......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............................

You have exposed yourself I am afraid as someone who does not know quite as much about footwear as you make out. i was referring to BIRKENSTOCK CLOGS, BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS AND BIRKENSTOCK THONGS! Best find your stone ...

 

[TIGGERGOULD]

Tell me Stormydog - What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

Ive mentioned earlier..Clogs are for creepy Dentists and Geography teachers or else Dutch lorry drivers on the Liverppol Ferry to Belfast..cos i see them every fortnight....i even heard one say "herdyherd herd herdyy herdy clogs" ...roughly translated to "i got some new weird as fuk footwear"

Sandals are class ! I have to say those Gladiator type ones are lush on a girl with nice ankles...and if youre well tanned....WOWWWZAAA ! :shifty:

Sadly wayy too many Fat birds try to squeeze into these sandals....thank goodness for reinforced leather strapping eh ! :sweating: Ive always said if a girl can look good in sandals she could almost be my next x-wife :flowers: ....but if she pockles around with big feet in sandals that bear an uncanny resemblance to a couple volleyballs caught in the net...well, keep walking lard ass..it aint happening !

Im not a lover of a thong ( just when did it change to thongs..fuk me its hardly plural is it ?) i have to admit...

Ive always had this concern that a girl might put her leg thru the wrong bit and have the bit that goes up her arse wrapped around her back (imagine the shock if there was ......noooo im not saying it).

ok.. put it like this....you pick her up...tensions electric...straight back to yours...its the summer so its really bright....you devour eachother with mouth-wars then its jeans down..she leads you into the bedroom when suddenly you see her thong is on wrong the label is on her hip... ....you read it and what does it say......

THONGS BY CROCS......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............................

You have exposed yourself I am afraid as someone who does not know quite as much about footwear as you make out. i was referring to BIRKENSTOCK CLOGS, BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS AND BIRKENSTOCK THONGS! Best find your stone ...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[stormydog]

Tell me Stormydog - What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

Ive mentioned earlier..Clogs are for creepy Dentists and Geography teachers or else Dutch lorry drivers on the Liverppol Ferry to Belfast..cos i see them every fortnight....i even heard one say "herdyherd herd herdyy herdy clogs" ...roughly translated to "i got some new weird as fuk footwear"

Sandals are class ! I have to say those Gladiator type ones are lush on a girl with nice ankles...and if youre well tanned....WOWWWZAAA ! :shifty:

Sadly wayy too many Fat birds try to squeeze into these sandals....thank goodness for reinforced leather strapping eh ! :sweating: Ive always said if a girl can look good in sandals she could almost be my next x-wife :flowers: ....but if she pockles around with big feet in sandals that bear an uncanny resemblance to a couple volleyballs caught in the net...well, keep walking lard ass..it aint happening !

Im not a lover of a thong ( just when did it change to thongs..fuk me its hardly plural is it ?) i have to admit...

Ive always had this concern that a girl might put her leg thru the wrong bit and have the bit that goes up her arse wrapped around her back (imagine the shock if there was ......noooo im not saying it).

ok.. put it like this....you pick her up...tensions electric...straight back to yours...its the summer so its really bright....you devour eachother with mouth-wars then its jeans down..she leads you into the bedroom when suddenly you see her thong is on wrong the label is on her hip... ....you read it and what does it say......

THONGS BY CROCS......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............................

You have exposed yourself I am afraid as someone who does not know quite as much about footwear as you make out. i was referring to BIRKENSTOCK CLOGS, BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS AND BIRKENSTOCK THONGS! Best find your stone ...

this maybe so, but if you hadve worded correctly in the first place... youve written...

What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

if you hadve written what is you judgement on Birkenstock sandals Birkenstock thongs and Birkenstock clogs.. idve give you it as you requested...but you didnt im afraid. you left it that you wanted me to comment on BIRKENSTOCKS as in a general brand...like Crocs...eugggghhhh

you actually asked me individually..which is what i done. best you keep on walking and quit yer talking :lol: :lol: :lol:

i dont know anything about shoes etc....i didnt say i did......

THIS POST IS ABOUT THE HATRED I AND OTHERS ON HERE HAVE FOR CROCS.......

 

[Hula]

Especially for you Mr Stormydog , my sheepskin lined crocs

The creme de la creme of crocs

My secret is out :lol: :lol: :lol: