Do You Wear Crocs....shame On You !!

[hely]

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i would sooooo love a nose in stormys wardrobe.....bet hes gotta some humdingers in there :lol:

 

[hely]

Especially for you Mr Stormydog , my sheepskin lined crocs
The creme de la creme of crocs

My secret is out :lol: :lol: :lol:

pmsl...your for it now :lol:

(they do look comfy)

 

[Hula]

They are really comfy

 

[stormydog]

OHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOD FLUKKKKK !

i may need some time to get over...FUR LINED CROCS....I dont even know how to reply...but i will...when the oxygen mask come off my face....i might be some time... :ermm:

What revelations have i drew from you plebs

 

[stormydog]

OH OH.....WILD WHIPPIES IS POSTING...SHES DOTTY AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN EEEEEEEK !

 

[wild whippies]

Tell me Stormydog - What is your judgment on Birkenstocks? Can you address sandals, thongs and clogs individually please.

Ive mentioned earlier..Clogs are for creepy Dentists and Geography teachers or else Dutch lorry drivers on the Liverppol Ferry to Belfast..cos i see them every fortnight....i even heard one say "herdyherd herd herdyy herdy clogs" ...roughly translated to "i got some new weird as fuk footwear"

Sandals are class ! I have to say those Gladiator type ones are lush on a girl with nice ankles...and if youre well tanned....WOWWWZAAA ! :shifty:

Sadly wayy too many Fat birds try to squeeze into these sandals....thank goodness for reinforced leather strapping eh ! :sweating: Ive always said if a girl can look good in sandals she could almost be my next x-wife :flowers: ....but if she pockles around with big feet in sandals that bear an uncanny resemblance to a couple volleyballs caught in the net...well, keep walking lard ass..it aint happening !

Im not a lover of a thong ( just when did it change to thongs..fuk me its hardly plural is it ?) i have to admit...

Ive always had this concern that a girl might put her leg thru the wrong bit and have the bit that goes up her arse wrapped around her back (imagine the shock if there was ......noooo im not saying it).

ok.. put it like this....you pick her up...tensions electric...straight back to yours...its the summer so its really bright....you devour eachother with mouth-wars then its jeans down..she leads you into the bedroom when suddenly you see her thong is on wrong the label is on her hip... ....you read it and what does it say......

THONGS BY CROCS......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............................

ROFLMAO!! If it's on her hip she's probably from some chav town and it's wednesday as apparently you can get 6 days wear from a thong!

You might need to confirm that with your latest conquest though! (w00t)

 

[masta]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!
http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

Patrick im just a tad concerned that you know of the mbtmidlands website :blink: As a shoe theyre unmatchable...what is the big rounded sole all about ?? It would be like walking on see-saw or maybe as akward as a woman shagging quasimodo cowboy-stylee :wacko: All that rocking back and forth....she`d be sick before she gets to the tickly bit

:lol: @ spak shoes

taken from the website -

With MBT the whole body works more efficiently; is more relaxed and experiences better circulation and detoxification. Instead of having a heel, the MBT has a rolling element for proprioceptive muscle tuning (a Masai Sensor). Thus MBT shoes force us to balance and to straighten up whilst standing and walking. Balancing encourages active musculatureur common tendency being to fall onto our joints, but active muscles act like shock absorbers,

is that not the biggest load of boll@eck you have ever heard it should say " look like a complete knob sack buy a pair of mbt's"

they look like those NHS shoes they give to people that have one leg shorter than the other :lol:

 

[stormydog]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!
http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

Patrick im just a tad concerned that you know of the mbtmidlands website :blink: As a shoe theyre unmatchable...what is the big rounded sole all about ?? It would be like walking on see-saw or maybe as akward as a woman shagging quasimodo cowboy-stylee :wacko: All that rocking back and forth....she`d be sick before she gets to the tickly bit

:lol: @ spak shoes

taken from the website -

With MBT the whole body works more efficiently; is more relaxed and experiences better circulation and detoxification. Instead of having a heel, the MBT has a rolling element for proprioceptive muscle tuning (a Masai Sensor). Thus MBT shoes force us to balance and to straighten up whilst standing and walking. Balancing encourages active musculatureur common tendency being to fall onto our joints, but active muscles act like shock absorbers,

is that not the biggest load of boll@eck you have ever heard it should say " look like a complete knob sack buy a pair of mbt's"

they look like those NHS shoes they give to people that have one leg shorter than the other :lol:

I STAND CORRECTED :lol: :lol:

 

[Esty]

Birkenstocks are cool. 8) They look hippie without being chavtastic or dirty!!We eloped to get married 3 years ago because we wanted something really low-key and I wore a Monsoon dress and a pair of Birkenstocks and it was fab

Esty Esty Esty......THESE ARE COUSINS TO CROCS

Where do you think they got them name Birkenstocks from then eh...?

BIRKENhead.......euuuughhhh Nuff Said Me Thinks !

already the image isnt great...i can just picture "CHAV MONTHLYS" write up in the "waynes and tracys wedding section"........"The bride wore a fetching Monsoon dress (i only hope it wasnt from bloody Bangladesh)....the groom in the popular white Chavilier suit, the bride lit some incense stick on her way past the campfire between heavily adorned caravans the beautiful ambience however was ruined by the Brides shoes....she wore CROC COUSINS !"

Ah, now this is where you are wrong, Stormy, my friend!

There is nothing chavvy about Birkenstocks. And there is a little known equation about scally/ chavvy weddings which also, incidentally applies to prams... bear with me.

Both prams and chavvy weddings are inversely proportional to the amount of money/taste you have i.e. poor and tasteless chavs spend a fortune on showy weddings and prams they can't afford (the pram usually before the wedding...) whereas

Birkies, not being so expensive, would have no place at a chav wedding, but would have a place at a tasteful low-key meaningful wedding such as my own Real wedding shoes (white stilettoes, anyone?) are quite chavvy when you think about it....!

No-one wore Crocs, this is the most important thing.

Oh and you can skit Birkenhead all you like - I'm from t'other side of Mersey

 

[owengirl]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!
http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

Patrick im just a tad concerned that you know of the mbtmidlands website :blink: As a shoe theyre unmatchable...what is the big rounded sole all about ?? It would be like walking on see-saw or maybe as akward as a woman shagging quasimodo cowboy-stylee :wacko: All that rocking back and forth....she`d be sick before she gets to the tickly bit

:lol: @ spak shoes

taken from the website -

With MBT the whole body works more efficiently; is more relaxed and experiences better circulation and detoxification. Instead of having a heel, the MBT has a rolling element for proprioceptive muscle tuning (a Masai Sensor). Thus MBT shoes force us to balance and to straighten up whilst standing and walking. Balancing encourages active musculatureur common tendency being to fall onto our joints, but active muscles act like shock absorbers,

is that not the biggest load of boll@eck you have ever heard it should say " look like a complete knob sack buy a pair of mbt's"

they look like those NHS shoes they give to people that have one leg shorter than the other :lol:

I STAND CORRECTED :lol: :lol:

Not nice or necessary.

 

[stormydog]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!
http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

Patrick im just a tad concerned that you know of the mbtmidlands website :blink: As a shoe theyre unmatchable...what is the big rounded sole all about ?? It would be like walking on see-saw or maybe as akward as a woman shagging quasimodo cowboy-stylee :wacko: All that rocking back and forth....she`d be sick before she gets to the tickly bit

:lol: @ spak shoes

taken from the website -

With MBT the whole body works more efficiently; is more relaxed and experiences better circulation and detoxification. Instead of having a heel, the MBT has a rolling element for proprioceptive muscle tuning (a Masai Sensor). Thus MBT shoes force us to balance and to straighten up whilst standing and walking. Balancing encourages active musculatureur common tendency being to fall onto our joints, but active muscles act like shock absorbers,

is that not the biggest load of boll@eck you have ever heard it should say " look like a complete knob sack buy a pair of mbt's"

they look like those NHS shoes they give to people that have one leg shorter than the other :lol:

I STAND CORRECTED :lol: :lol:

Not nice or necessary.

FFS SMILE OWENGIRL ITS ONLY A LAFF ... What are you anyway..."The PC Police" ?

 

[TIGGERGOULD]

as usual it is all ruined!!! :angry:

i thought this page was about CROCS?????....you lot are all talking about something tottally new to me :unsure:

i thought thongs were summink you wore on your bum!!! (w00t)

ahh well i used to be a croc wearer untill recently [2 days ago] now im gonna take pics of u all wearing them and shame you!!!

 

[masta]

Hear ya go J they even have merchandise!
http://ihatecrocs.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

forget crocs the ultimate spak shoe has to be these babies

http://www.mbtmidlands.co.uk/mbt_shoes_mens_range.htm

Patrick im just a tad concerned that you know of the mbtmidlands website :blink: As a shoe theyre unmatchable...what is the big rounded sole all about ?? It would be like walking on see-saw or maybe as akward as a woman shagging quasimodo cowboy-stylee :wacko: All that rocking back and forth....she`d be sick before she gets to the tickly bit

:lol: @ spak shoes

taken from the website -

With MBT the whole body works more efficiently; is more relaxed and experiences better circulation and detoxification. Instead of having a heel, the MBT has a rolling element for proprioceptive muscle tuning (a Masai Sensor). Thus MBT shoes force us to balance and to straighten up whilst standing and walking. Balancing encourages active musculatureur common tendency being to fall onto our joints, but active muscles act like shock absorbers,

is that not the biggest load of boll@eck you have ever heard it should say " look like a complete knob sack buy a pair of mbt's"

they look like those NHS shoes they give to people that have one leg shorter than the other :lol:

I STAND CORRECTED :lol: :lol:

Not nice or necessary.

not ment to be nice or necessary, they DO look like those shoes given by the NHS as i would know as my own brother has 1 leg shorter and wears the built up shoe and is always having at laugh about it but he does have a sense of humour!!

 

[Bluebell]

 

[lizzyb]

I have no opinion about Crocs as I dont own any X

 

[michelle]

I've amended my ways....the last few days ive pooped scooped in my fitflops (poop scooping whilst toning ones legs & bum lol)

http://www.fitflopshoes.co.uk

are they more acceptable now?

 

[Cornish]

I have a pair that I wear in the house as Sidney gets all romantic with my fluffy slippers and Ben has decided he doesn't like the taste of them so only a few teeth marks as my slippers get shredded and humped until an inch of their lives other wise.

Each to their own I can't stand cheap flip flops lol

 

[michelle]

Each to their own I can't stand cheap flip flops lol

Thats why i bought a £40 pair

 

[stormydog]

I've amended my ways....the last few days ive pooped scooped in my fitflops (poop scooping whilst toning ones legs & bum lol)http://www.fitflopshoes.co.uk

are they more acceptable now?

Well Ok Michelle.....youre on the road to recovery...but keep attending the "C.A" though

j hn

 

[teachtrinity]

oooohhhh fitflops!!! i have 2 pairs of them, love them!! are they acceptable then 'John Gok Wan'