Fao Sarahloveland

[Painted Lady]

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A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=21pt]YOU BORED SARAH MY LOVE :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]just a bit nicky!![/SIZE]

 

[~Sally~]

[SIZE=27pt]YAY FINISHED AND GAVE IN MY COURSEWORK [/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]still feel ill though [/SIZE]

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]Were you bored Sarah?[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]i see our sarah has had another case of "shit joke syndrome" :- " [/SIZE]

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]i see our sarah has had another case of "shit joke syndrome" :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]She most certainly has that! - think we need a Sarah-sitting rota for her times of boredom - never good to leave her alone...looking at that string of 'jokes'!!!!!![/SIZE] :lol: :- "

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]not to worry she will be with me all day saturday :wacko: [/SIZE]

i will keep her busy :blink:

 

[meddling]

I trust we'll see photos and hear tales....

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=21pt]afternoon ladies ,well just got off the phone to a very nice garden man who said he would not only come and cut my jungle on sat ,but hed also pick up the tone of shit my dogs have deposited ther in the last few day is that good or what (w00t)a gardener that picks up dog shat cant fault it lazy weekend for me this week woohoo :cheers: [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

I trust we'll see photos and hear tales....

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[SIZE=21pt]i will take my camera with me...............just hope she behaves herself :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

[meddling]

I trust we'll see photos and hear tales....

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[SIZE=21pt]i will take my camera with me...............just hope she behaves herself :wacko: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]You'll be extremely disappointed if she does...so will we![/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]nicky your sig is soooo long we cant see all your writing :wacko: [/SIZE]

can you send him to me please

 

[hely]

I trust we'll see photos and hear tales....

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[SIZE=21pt]i will take my camera with me...............just hope she behaves herself :wacko: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]You'll be extremely disappointed if she does...so will we![/SIZE]

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[~Sally~]

afternoon :huggles:

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=21pt]nicky your sig is soooo long we cant see all your writing :wacko: [/SIZE]



can you send him to me please

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ther hows that me love

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]bloody lovely nicky :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]helloooooooooo trac :huggles: havent spoken to you for ages :huggles: [/SIZE]

hellooooooooo sarah :huggles:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]sal sorry your still not feeling well[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]went to bed earlier cos a bit sleepy and just woke up...feel like shit now...worse than ever...[/SIZE]