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I haven't had a look on this thread for ages but I just noticed how many posts you had so thought it would be rude not to say hi.

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quintessence said:
I haven't had a look on this thread for ages but I just noticed how many posts you had so thought it would be rude not to say hi.
Jenny

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[SIZE=21pt]morning Jenny, hi to you nice to see you[/SIZE] :huggles:
 
quintessence said:
I haven't had a look on this thread for ages but I just noticed how many posts you had so thought it would be rude not to say hi.
Jenny

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[SIZE=21pt]hi jenny
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[SIZE=21pt]where is clair?? havent seen her for ages.....have to send out a search party before long :- " [/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]i am bored...dont want to do anything but play with my k9 luvlies.....[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]hello anyone there??? am on a break from revision lol[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=14pt]I'm here, just done the horses and waiting for my brother to ring me, he hit someone in work last night so needs big sis to do statement for him [/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=14pt]Just lost £2 on the scratch cards, but better than spending it on Red Bull, got to cut out the caffeine, going to be real hard [/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]just got meself a bottle of wine...13%!!! thats how i pick my wine...if its over 12% then its in the trolley :teehee: dont care what it tastes like...[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]hi sal and sam :* :* how are we today?? its glorious here..just took whips out over forest and there was this bloke who was jogging and he must have been 20 stone...he looked wrecked..staggering about all over the place :wacko: looked like he was drunk...[/SIZE]
 
70-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

Thelma exclaimed: "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other on a flight to New York.

The woman sneezes, takes out a tissue, and gently wipes her nose and then visibly shudders for about ten seconds.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezes again. Once more, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose and then shudders.

A few more minutes pass before the woman sneezes and violently shudders again. Curious, the man says, “I can’t help noticing that you keep sneezing and shuddering. Are you OK?”

“I’m so sorry if I’m disturbing you,” says the woman. “I’m suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

“Are you taking anything for it?” he asks. “Yes,” says the woman. “Pepper.”

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