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[Painted Lady]

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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was looking glum, and the second dog turned to him and asked, ''What are you in for''?

''I'm in big trouble,'' he said. ''My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats—he took me for a ride and I was so excited I peed on the seat, and now he's having put to sleep.''

''I know how you feel,'' said the second dog. ''My owner has a beautiful expensive oriental rug.The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself...I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it.They're having me put to sleep too.''

Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. ''So what are you in here for?'' they asked.

''Well,'' the third dog said, ''my owner likes to do her housework in the nude.The other day, she was vacumming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life.''

The other dogs nodded in sympathy, ''So she's having you put to sleep, too, Huh?''

''No,'' said the other dog, ''I'm having my nails clipped.'' :teehee:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]morning trace and sonia :* :* how are you both :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[Whippets4eva]

[SIZE=14pt]MORNING LADIES :huggles: :huggles: [/SIZE]

HOW ARE WE ALL ON THIS DULL AND DREARY SATURDAY MORNING ?

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..i am ok....taking a trip to hangover street :sweating: [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]morning sonia and sarah im ok thanks just wish the weather was nicer[/SIZE] 8) [SIZE=21pt]hows jesse sonia and you[/SIZE] :huggles: :huggles: ?

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

 

[Whippets4eva]

[SIZE=14pt]I'M FEELING A BIT STRONGER AT LAST :sweating: [/SIZE]

JESSE HAD QUITE A GOOD DAY YESTERDAY AND TODAY HE DOESN'T SEEM TO GOOD AGAIN :wacko:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]oh sorry to hear that sonia..sending jesse a big cuddle :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]AAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...hely has a full box..sarah cant get in there :wacko: [/SIZE]

she has done this on purpose...bet she empties it next weekend

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i know sarah gone so quick still we have the MGF to look forward too[/SIZE] :- "

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt] [/SIZE] (w00t) Day in Bath would be a hoot Sarah - anytime!! (w00t) I've just nipped in and out to get what I needed.

I'm not sure about you showing up me with a potty mouth... :b :b

Hi Sonia :huggles:

Morning Tracey :huggles:

 

[Whippets4eva]

[SIZE=14pt]I DON'T GET IT SARAH, JESSE'S NEVER THAT GOOD NOW BUT HE DOES HAVE SOME BETTER DAYS :huggles: STILL EATING WELL, BUT JUST WON'T SETTLE [/SIZE]

PROPERLY JUST STARES AT ME AND FOLLOWS ME EVERY WHERE :unsure:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]morning clair[/SIZE] :huggles:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i know sarah gone so quick still we have the MGF to look forward too[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt] :teehee: i know!!!! can we top worcester though mate?? going to be a right laugh... (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i know sarah gone so quick still we have the MGF to look forward too[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt] :teehee: i know!!!! can we top worcester though mate?? going to be a right laugh... (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]we could try[/SIZE] (w00t)

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i know sarah gone so quick still we have the MGF to look forward too[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt] :teehee: i know!!!! can we top worcester though mate?? going to be a right laugh... (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]No I don't think you can top it and.....please....don't try to :b [/SIZE]

 

[Whippets4eva]

[SIZE=14pt]MORNING CLAIR :huggles: HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING ?[/SIZE]

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]Oh dear better go. have a wedding to attend to...and I have to ring the bells....oh how the heck do I get myself into these things............its not as if the whole village aint going to hear if I f...........mess it up...............oh someone teach me to shut my bleeding gob (w00t) (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[Whippets4eva]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i know sarah gone so quick still we have the MGF to look forward too[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt] :teehee: i know!!!! can we top worcester though mate?? going to be a right laugh... (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]we could try[/SIZE] (w00t)

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Trac, Don't even think about it :- " :- "

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]yeah..me too trace..its awful here..2 weeks ago was worcester mate....where has the weeks gone eh??[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i know sarah gone so quick still we have the MGF to look forward too[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt] :teehee: i know!!!! can we top worcester though mate?? going to be a right laugh... (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]we could try[/SIZE] (w00t)

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please don't