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[Painted Lady]

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[SIZE=21pt]bye pat :* [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]no pat, i am still waiting for them, they said they were getting more in stock on the 4th jan.................but i looked yesterday and it said out of stock.............ITS JUST NOT FAIR, ITS ALWAYS ME THAT MISSES OUT [/SIZE]
but robert bought me a really smart zippo lighter with elvis on it for my birthday, so that makes up fort he magnets a bit :thumbsup:

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Oh sorry to hear that, would you like one of mine?

Right have to go now Catch you all later :huggles:

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[SIZE=21pt]awww bless ya pat, but it wouldnt be right taking things of a old lady [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]hi sue :* [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]just ignore her pat, she is a right royal pain in the arse at times :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]did you have a good night then hely[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]actually it was ok, me and 2 mates that go just liven it up a bit, with rude remarks now and again..........we did friction burns last night :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]nothing wrong with a bit of friction[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]think its time for a bit of..............[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]no pat, i am still waiting for them, they said they were getting more in stock on the 4th jan.................but i looked yesterday and it said out of stock.............ITS JUST NOT FAIR, ITS ALWAYS ME THAT MISSES OUT [/SIZE]
but robert bought me a really smart zippo lighter with elvis on it for my birthday, so that makes up fort he magnets a bit :thumbsup:

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Oh sorry to hear that, would you like one of mine?

Right have to go now Catch you all later :huggles:

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[SIZE=21pt]awww bless ya pat, but it wouldnt be right taking things of a old lady [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]talking of old hely have you re read the thread on childish txt talk[/SIZE] :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.

As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'

Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'

The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'

'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.

'Your turn,' says the man.

'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]no i havent trac, will go look now[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]think its time for a bit of..............[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]and a bit of........[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

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i am not a oldie

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]       [/SIZE]i am not a oldie

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[SIZE=21pt]ha ha!!! that did make me laugh :lol: [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]its not funny sarah............BUT I TELL YOU WHAT IS, THIS PIC IM ABOUT TO PUT UP, IM STILL PEEING MYSELF NOW (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]think its time for a bit of..............[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]and a bit of........[/SIZE]

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:x :x :x :x :x to both of them

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE SAID IM A OLDIE...........IM GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK AND PUT THEM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]its not funny sarah............BUT I TELL YOU WHAT IS, THIS PIC IM ABOUT TO PUT UP, IM STILL PEEING MYSELF NOW (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]eeeuurrghhh looks like he has a massive chuff :x :x :x [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]its a improvement on noel[/SIZE] :- "

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]I AM NOT A OLDIE [/SIZE]

do ya think people look at people over 30ish and think that they are old farts

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]I AM NOT A OLDIE           [/SIZE]

do ya think people look at people over 30ish and think that they are old farts

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[SIZE=21pt]well if they think your old im off to the knackers yard now[/SIZE] (w00t)

[SIZE=21pt]please do not go back on that thread hely[/SIZE] :sweating:

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]I AM NOT A OLDIE           [/SIZE]

do ya think people look at people over 30ish and think that they are old farts

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[SIZE=21pt]well if they think your old im off to the knackers yard now[/SIZE] (w00t)

[SIZE=21pt]please do not go back on that thread hely[/SIZE] :sweating:

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TO LATE TRAC, I HAVE SEEN IT.......................YOU KNOW WHATS COMING DONT YA :- "