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[SIZE=21pt]sarah,hely please dont keep saying sorry moan away you have every right to[/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]sorry about robert hely[/SIZE] :huggles: :huggles: :huggles: :huggles:

[SIZE=21pt]hope betsy is well soon[/SIZE] :huggles: :huggles: :huggles: :huggles:
 
[SIZE=21pt]just been to forest with dogs...feel better now...had the league blaring in the car...nothing like a bit of love action to cheer you up :p [/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]well im pee'd off, just took gypsy for her walk, walking along and suddenly hear "oi get out the way" look round to see 2 chav lads riding their bikes, i moved out the way and as they went past one of them slowed down and spat his chewing gum out of his gob at gypsy, hit her on the neck :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: [/SIZE]

do you know a few years ago i would have given them a right old gob full but ya just cant these days, you would get filled in :rant: :rant: :rant:

SO FEKING PISSED OFF :rant: :rant: :rant:
 
[SIZE=21pt]hely..temper would got the better off me..couple of tossers :rant: [/SIZE]
 
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A lady walks into her doctors office ...

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"
 
Painted Lady said:
[SIZE=21pt]hely..temper would got the better off me..couple of tossers :rant: [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=21pt]it nearly did with me sarah, but the last time io gobbed off at some kids who were outside my house i got all rubbish bags thrown over into my garden :rant: [/SIZE]

robert has told me to keep my big gob zipped :- "

little shits :rant:
 
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
 
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.

The guy says, ''Who is this?''

''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.

''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.

The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''

The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''

The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''

The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''

The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''

The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''

Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''

A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
 
[SIZE=21pt]morning all ,just come back from foam place im guna try and make my first tunnel bed today wish me luck ,cause im guna fecking need it i dont even have a pattern :sweating: [/SIZE]
 
nicky12 said:
[SIZE=21pt]morning all ,just come back from foam place im guna try and make my first tunnel bed today wish me luck ,cause im guna fecking need it i dont even have a pattern :sweating: [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=21pt]oh nicky you are a marvel with the sewing machine, you will do a great job :thumbsup: [/SIZE]
 
hely said:
nicky12 said:
[SIZE=21pt]morning all ,just come back from foam place im guna try and make my first tunnel bed today wish me luck ,cause im guna fecking need it i dont even have a pattern :sweating: [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=21pt]oh nicky you are a marvel with the sewing machine, you will do a great job :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

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well its supposed to look like those ones trish got but we will see and its for tia althou she dun deserve anythin after yesterdays mess :- "
 
[SIZE=21pt]oh give tia a break, and go and make her another bed (w00t) [/SIZE]

we will need pic's remember :thumbsup:
 
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.

The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.

The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"

The owner says, "How about a cat?"

The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"

The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"

The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay... I'll try a centipede." He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen."

Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and... it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.

He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room."

Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed the furniture cleaned and dusted the pillows on the sofa plumped, plants watered.

The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!"

Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper."

The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later... no centipede.

20 minutes later... no centipede. 30 minutes later... no centipede.

By this point the man is wondering what's going on. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later... still no centipede!

He can't imagine what could have happened. Did the centipede run away? Did it get run over by a car? Where is that centipede?

So he goes to the front door, opens it... and there's the centipede sitting right outside.

The man says, "Hey!!! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What's the matter?!"

The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on my shoes!" (w00t)
 
[SIZE=21pt]cheesy beans on toast with a fur on black pepper on top....mmmmmmmmmmmm[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]right off to make vegie lasagne for tea tonight...speak latersxxxxxxxx[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]ive been brave and added some baby pics i found this morning to stormys thread[/SIZE] (w00t)
 
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