A man enters the confessional and says 'Bless me father for I have
sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had
sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.'
The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's.'
Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green
twice a week for the last two months.'
This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies.
'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Mary's.'
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the
aisle and sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, 'Is that
Fannie Green?'
The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes'.
sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had
sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.'
The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's.'
Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green
twice a week for the last two months.'
This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies.
'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Mary's.'
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the
aisle and sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, 'Is that
Fannie Green?'
The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes'.
