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POLLY would be a housewife - emptying the rubbish from the wastepaper bins, doing the pre-wash on the dishes, making the human beds (to suit the whippet occupants) and washing worktops with her tongue. :b
In her spare time she is a pickpocket and a kleptomaniac - no item of clothing with pockets is safe, whether being worn or just hung within reach, all are thoroughly checked and interesting contents removed and any anything that appeals to her (usually food, disappears as she wanders past! :teehee:
TWIGGY is a bodyguard, protecting not just Polly and me, but also our neighbour and her deaf old Cavalier -she always puts herself between us and any perceived danger
In her spare time she practises whingeing for England in the next doggy olympics -she drives us mad sometimes she is so good at it (w00t)
ROSIE the deaf Cavalier is an impersonator - she can be a whippet when she wants to in order to get larger helpings of food, and she is ALWAYS at the front of any line when food is being distributed.
In her spare time she is a pickpocket and a kleptomaniac - no item of clothing with pockets is safe, whether being worn or just hung within reach, all are thoroughly checked and interesting contents removed and any anything that appeals to her (usually food, disappears as she wanders past! :teehee:
TWIGGY is a bodyguard, protecting not just Polly and me, but also our neighbour and her deaf old Cavalier -she always puts herself between us and any perceived danger
In her spare time she practises whingeing for England in the next doggy olympics -she drives us mad sometimes she is so good at it (w00t)
ROSIE the deaf Cavalier is an impersonator - she can be a whippet when she wants to in order to get larger helpings of food, and she is ALWAYS at the front of any line when food is being distributed.
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