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A CHRISTMAS STORY

Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some

shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very

fondly of the Christmas season , It was dark, cold, and wet in the

car park . As I was loading my car up with gifts that I

felt obligated to buy, I noticed that I was missing a receipt

that I might need later.

So mumbling under my breath, I retraced

my steps to the shopping centre entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I

heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly

dressed boy of about 12 yrs old. He was short and thin. He

had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to

protect him from the cold night's chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a Fifty Pound note in his

hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked

him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he

came from a large family. He had three brothers and four

sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother

was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made

very little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed

to skimp and save one Hundred pound to buy her children Christmas presents.

The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her

second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his

siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had

not even entered the shopping centre , when an older boy

grabbed one of the fifty pound notes and disappeared into the night

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I

did." "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy

stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loud

did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and

meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realised that absolutely no one could have heard that

poor boy cry for help.

So I grabbed his other fifty and ran off. :oops:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant
 
heard it before hely :- " :- "
 
[SIZE=21pt]well i thought that was sad :( [/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]suppose you got me :b [/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=21pt]HMMM.NOT BAD....HAVE HEARD BETTER....WILL TXT YOU SOME PROPER FILTHY JOKES...HA HA!![/SIZE]
 
sarah those jokes you just sent me are shocking :- " :eek:
 
:( Oh that`s sad...You made me cry ! :eek: You`ll have to cheer me up now !! :wacko:
 

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