The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her
lack of
underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?" Olaf demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've got no knickers! Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the mo! ney you give me .."
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency,
here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some panties!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is free as a breeze under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You din' na give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'"
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her
lack of
underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?" Olaf demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've got no knickers! Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the mo! ney you give me .."
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency,
here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some panties!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is free as a breeze under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You din' na give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'"
