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Good Evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

I am about to present you with the case for the prosecution and would like to stress that we believe once all the evidence has been put before you, you will decide that only the death penalty will see justice served.

" At approximately 9am BST, on Wednesday July 9th of this year( ok ok , today), a crime was committed , in fact a crime so heinous and wicked that i fear some of you will find this evidence extremely upsetting. The crime was particularly violent and wanton vandalism causing injury and severe bruising.

I will now set the scene for you......

All was quiet in a small sleepy seaside town until five to nine. at five to nine a strange rasping, chewing, sucking sound could be heard, coming from the front room of a small mid terrace cottage.

Moments later this sound was accompanied by profuse slobbering and a horrific wet tearing noise.

The initial victim was a nice polite, friendly wicker basket which had been sitting quietly in the corner minding its own business.

The basket had at no time made eye contact with the accused or said anything detrimental about her appearance. (w00t)

After the initial vicious assault, a couple of good samaritans came to see if the basket needed any assistance.

First on the scene was an off duty elephant, who immediately called the furniture police :lol:

Shortly afterwards a second member of the cuddly public arrived in the shape of a killer whale.

Ladies and gentlemen at this point i should like to tell you that the accused came quietly and all was good. Unfortunately the accused was in a highly agitated state of mind and was hooting and gibbering like a baboon (w00t) .

The kindly off duty elephant attempted to talk down the accused in a calm but assertive manner.

This approach sadly resulted in the perpetrator boxing the elephant across the side of the head leaving it lying in a pool of its own stuffing.

Furthermore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,our other valiant member of the cuddly public, was grabbed viciously around the tailfin and slammed repeatedly onto the floor. During this time the accused drooled snorted and chuckled like a monkey. (w00t)

After some considerable time the perpetrator stopped behaving like an escaped mental patient and threw her victim onto it's back and with a final violent stamp on its face the accused left the room.

I would now like to present you with graphic images of the crime scene and a photo fit of the accused.( some of you may find these images disturbing) :lol:

The original victim Mr W.Basket esq. you can clearly see the injuries to his abdomen and the wounds on his neck.

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Here we can clearly see our valiant off duty elephant and killer whale together with sundry other members of the cuddly public who were also caught up in this dreadful crime....

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and finally Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury we have the accused....

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the prosecution hereby rests its case and leaves you to decide....guilty as charged and to face penalty of death or a case of mistaken identity? only a unanimous decision will be acceptable......i hereby leave you to consider your verdict.
 
Oh excuse me - I catagorically state that the monkey dog is INNOCENT!

I can quite clearly see in one of the photographic evidence a whippet tail leaving the scene of the crime - Send the Whippet DOWN!
 
i can assure you that is the tail of a broken and traumatised whippet having witnessed the carnage from a safe distance.

at this time the monkey bitch is on remand since the court felt it would abscond ( with half the evidence) if given bail (w00t)

also as you can see from the image of the accused there is a very very shaken whippet in the picture making its citizens arrest. :lol:
 
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i think its quite clear who the culpret was, I DECLAIRE IT WAS THE WHITE TEDDY IN THE CORNER.

clearly White Ted was furious at the monkey dog for not playing with her, and in a fit of rage attacked the basket, but monkey dog paid no attention to her, and gelousy took over this is when she attacked the elephant and the killer whale.

all the monkey dog tried to do was save her best freinds from such a horrible teddy :- "

monkey dog is innocent, Hang White Ted!!!!!!!

:D
 
further evidence has just been brought to my attention....images from the cctv camera clearly show that Psycho hell bitch/ monkey dog is guiltier than a thing thats very guilty!

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baboon dog clearly forgot to cover her face as she passed the hidden camera (w00t) :wub:
 
Innocent until proven guilty... :lol: :lol:
 
Brilliant once again :D

Give Monkey dog a 2nd chance-I'm sure she cheers us all up no end :cheers:

Karen
 
well hubby is a prison officer so maybe he can look after monkey :- "
 
:x :x

trac said:
well hubby is a prison officer so maybe he can look after monkey :- "

was there only one set of paw prints could there have been anouther party involued the whippet in the pictuer is looking 2 innocent :x
 
I was so distressed by these images I needed smelling salts, I got an attack of the vapours.

Have you actually got cctv evidence while the assault took place? It all seems a bit circumstantial so far - you need solid evidence :- " (tho she does look pretty solid from her photos).

Oh dear. poor moonpig. she may have gone too far this time.
 
After studying the photographs and forensic evidence at length, it is quite clear to me as a self-appointed expert, that the animals normally imprisoned in a quite unacceptable manner in the aforementioned wicker basket, were in fact makng a break for freedom. They attempted to tunnel their way out through the sides of the basket in order to escape, and the outward facing fibres of the basket quite clearly show this.

Therefore the accused is quite clearly innocent on all charges, and I would recommend that she is contacted as soon as possible by Victim support and the Compensation Board to help her get over the trauma of this painful and unwarranted accusation.

I will also be suggesting that the animals contact the European Court of Cuddly Animal Rights to see if there is a case against their owner on this matter.

(PS The Whippet did it)
 
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Whippets Rule said:
further evidence has just been brought to my attention....images from the cctv camera clearly show that Psycho hell bitch/ monkey dog is guiltier than a thing thats very guilty!
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baboon dog clearly forgot to cover her face as she passed the hidden camera (w00t)   :wub:

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k4tie-d....... Moonpig doesn't have any friends,she works alone (w00t)

trac.........monkey bitch would need maximum security and solitary confinement and

any close physical contact would require restraints due to risks of dribbling,

spitting and biting.

Zephyr...... the fibres found around the room are consistent with access being gained

from outside the basket.

PS ( the whippet definitely didn't do it, pointy boys are good) :lol:

i somehow think this will not be a fair trial and the Moonpig has knobbled the jury i am therefore left with no choice but to find the Witchpig guilty as charged and will now retire to consider her sentence (w00t) :- "
 
BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!

At 3.03pm today Moonpig distracted her guard and made good her escape.......

distracted guard :wub:

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Slathering convict on the loose (w00t)

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search parties have been deployed....

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but as yet monkey bitch has not been seen..........................as soon as news comes in this bulletin will be updated. ;)
 
Whippets Rule said:
k4tie-d....... Moonpig doesn't have any friends,she works alone (w00t)
trac.........monkey bitch would need maximum security and solitary confinement and

              any close physical contact would require restraints due to risks of dribbling,

              spitting and biting.

Zephyr...... the fibres found around the room are consistent with access being gained                   

                from outside the basket.

                PS ( the whippet definitely didn't do it, pointy boys are good) :lol:

i somehow think this will not be a fair trial and the Moonpig has knobbled the jury i am therefore left with no choice but to find the Witchpig guilty as charged and will now retire to consider her sentence (w00t)   :- "

:eek: its okay luckily for monkey bitch my hubby works on the maximum security wing
 
see previous post......Moonpig has escaped but tell hubby to keep a cell ready for when she's been recaptured (w00t)
 
Just ring a bell and she will go and sit in a corner - cos she's a boxer :clown:
 

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