Moonpig And The Midget!

[finalez]

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QUICK ....help him Moonpig :sweating: :sweating: . There is no way he can be THAT evil............not with ears like that :wub:

 

[meddling]

QUICK ....help him Moonpig :sweating: :sweating: . There is no way he can be THAT evil............not with ears like that :wub:

...or that cute little expression

...or those dumpy little legs.....come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn we need to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Whippets Rule]

After the dust had cleared Moonpig could be seen lying on the ground.....she was rather deaf and slightly concussed ( about normal then :clown: )

( normally functioning Moonpig as usual running on one cylinder only :clown: :clown: )

Now Moonpig considered things carefully as she woke up......what would life be like if the Midget was dead? ( peaceful,calm,happy, uncomplicated and much much more :lol: :lol: )

But Moony wasn't a vindictive alien,atleast not when anyone was looking, so she ran over to see if Midgetty Mr Beanhead had a pulse!!

Moonpig stamped on the bean headed Midget a couple of times figuring he'll either come round or be properly dead!!!

The dastardly Midget stirred and seemed a bit shaken( you'd be shaken if an alien jumped on your head :lol: )

The Midget sized up the situation and knowing how dumb Moonfolk were he suggested that maybe they could call a truce and that if the Moonpig let him get up he'd share his stash of bones with her!

Midget offering bribes..Moonpig falling for it like a dumb animal (w00t) (w00t)

Moonpig backed off to let the little fella get up......

Midgetty pants just lay there a moment longer sizing up the opposition and thinking......" turn your back Moonsow and we'll make Midget piglets in the moonlight" (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) :devil: h34r: :wub:

Midget contemplating giving the Moonpig a little surprise....

...................................The End................. xx

 

[meddling]

I'm sooooo glad they both survived...you've been telling porkies about Moonpig haven't you, she obviously adores her stumpy legged little friend :wub: :wub:

 

[Whippets Rule]

I'm sooooo glad they both survived...you've been telling porkies about Moonpig haven't you, she obviously adores her stumpy legged little friend :wub: :wub:

she's still quite afraid of him and although the pics look like play, she was totally freaking out every time he moved :lol:

and stumpy legs really was contemplating a little lurve with her but he's a bit small....

he actually alternates between trying to get milk from her( bless him) and trying to do rude things to one of her legs :lol: :b

 

[finalez]

Soo glad Midgetty was ok :sweating: and they are now friendlyish. I do think you need to report to k9'ers and more dodgy going ons though :teehee: ............just so we can keep an eye

 

[meddling]

Oh bless little stumpy legs, he's game, you have to give him that!!!

and Moonpig is just a sensitive soul, whom you just don't understand!!!

 

[twinkletoes dylan]

thankyou for telling their story, i've really enjoyed it

 

[FifeJillandIan]

Brilliant story I hope there's going to be a sequel hone:

 

[jinnyfizz]

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Loved every word :thumbsup:

 

[Whippets Rule]

Hi folks, I'm sorry to say there most definitely will be a sequel or three.....will start a new thread sometime in the near future....after all this couldn't possibly have a happy ending now could it???

glad you've been entertained xxxxxxxxxxxx :clown:

 

[comfycozy]

Hi folks, I'm sorry to say there most definitely will be a sequel or three.....will start a new thread sometime in the near future....after all this couldn't possibly have a happy ending now could it???
glad you've been entertained xxxxxxxxxxxx :clown:

well i don,t think my wee girl has been so enthralled by a story for along time.SHE WAS IN TEARS when she thought he was dead...Thankyou for making us laugh. looking forward to the next installment...

 

[hely]

:wub: :wub: :wub: i just love moonpig :wub: :wub: :wub:

 

[comfycozy]

Awww Moonpig, you just fire up your ufo and land in the big green area behind our house and live a peaceful life with no big ears or sharp little teeth in sight.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwe will love you too

 

[teachtrinity]

that was brilliant :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: you should definately write a book I'd buy it!!

 

[TURBO]

that was brilliant :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: you should definately write a book I'd buy it!!

Same here :thumbsup: but must have piccys in aswell

Are we going to have story of whippets with pictures in the future ????? :- aswell as the second sequel of Moonpig and Midget

 

[Whippets Rule]

that was brilliant :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: you should definately write a book I'd buy it!!

Same here :thumbsup: but must have piccys in aswell

Are we going to have story of whippets with pictures in the future ????? :- aswell as the second sequel of Moonpig and Midget

maybe but the whippets are either old and don't do a lot or rather camera shy, this makes getting decent active pictures a bit difficult..however they do have one or two stories to tell !!!!!

 

[sue burton]

that was wonderful I love Moonpig and stumpy legs is just great

 

[clairej810]

That's the best story I've read in ages, thank you!!!

 

[peppermint lady]

right i missed all this the 1st time round so i thought id dig it up and have a read

so glad i did it so funny :lol: :lol: :lol: cant wait for the next moonpig adventure