Moonpig And The Midget!

[twinkletoes dylan]

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go moonpig, go moonpig go go go

 

[sue burton]

more more more I love it

 

[jinx and rubys mum]

Was just getting into that !!!!

Brilliant xxxx

Cant wait for the next installment xxxxx

 

[finalez]

Moonpig :luck: The Midget :devil: ...........gripping stuff :lol: .When it concludes turn it into a book....you'll make thousands :thumbsup: ..............next instalment soon please

 

[Whippets Rule]

It took a few seconds for Moonpig to get her bearings and to take stock of the situation...

Moony ...bearings being got..stock being taken....Midget grinning like an ape and showing her his moves, even flat on his back he looked quite threatening!!! :clown:

Moonpig decided in a split second, there was only one thing for it....rush the Midget and take it by surprise!!! :lol:

Moonpig rushing like only a moonpig can....

Suddenly the Midget seemed to know exactly what she was intending to do....

Moonpig was petrified...SCREAM!! OMG IT'S GOT ME !!!HELP FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!

MUMMY HEEEEELLPPPP!!!

Moonpig was just a blur as she shot from the room as if propelled by a catapult!!!!!

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Some time passed and Moonpig hid elsewhere in the compound trying to recover her composure and formulate an idea.....but oh god it was so scary!

I mean did you see the size of those ears and the teeth, well they must have been 5 millimetres long!!!!!

Moony was fully in the grip of the Moonfear and she pressed her head against the wall until it hurt.

.....but the fear just wouldn't go away....

....next time...will Moonpig come up with a plan?.....will one side of her head remain flat?........to be continued.....

 

[jinx and rubys mum]

Come on Moonpig

What are you going to do?

Will Midgets moves win the day?

On the edge of my seat............. :lol:

 

[FifeJillandIan]

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUM (I felt the need for some dramatic music!) ... oh I hope Moonpig's face doesn't stay flat!!!!!

 

[Debbie b]

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUM (I felt the need for some dramatic music!) ... oh I hope Moonpig's face doesn't stay flat!!!!!

Fab music pmsl

can't wait for the next installment absolutely brilliant

 

[FifeJillandIan]

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUM (I felt the need for some dramatic music!) ... oh I hope Moonpig's face doesn't stay flat!!!!!

Fab music pmsl

can't wait for the next installment absolutely brilliant

This is better than anything that's on the telly

 

[Whippets Rule]

well after a while and after her head returned to its normal shape, Moonpig decided there was only one thing to do......

go down the garden and dig up the Octopus grenade..this was no ordinary grenade( as if you couldn't tell :lol: ), if the pin was pulled on this grenade, not only would it explode like your average kind but it would also fire its razor sharp tentacles in a random firing pattern and basically dice anything caught in range................standard issue on the Moon!!! :lol:

Moonpig headed off to delve under the shrubbery.....

Unfortunately, the Midget had been using mind control and was sat there waiting for her, doing his best Mafia Don impersonation........

Moonpig just had to be brave and skirt around him( and hope like hell there weren't any horses in the neighbourhood!! (w00t) )

Moony dived under the bushes but the Midget was too quick for her and he was there in a flash waiting....

Moonpig and the Midget both grabbed the Octopus Grenade....and the wrestling began...

Both the Moonpig and the Midget were certain the other would die, if only one of them could just pull out the pin!!!

but which tentacle was the actual pin? The Midget didn't know, so he grabbed them all....

Moonpig didn't know, she'd slept through that class in Military Moon School.....so she just randomly grabbed one tentacle ...

as the fight continued long into the afternoon, Moonpig and the Midget both began to tire.....they also both realised that they didn't want to be blown to smithereens!!!!!

Moonpig wasn't smart enough to know exactly what smithereens were but she figured they weren't anything she could eat or wear, in which case they wouldn't be anything good or enjoyable!!!!! :lol:

The Midget had downloaded the secrets of the Octopus Grenade one rainy weekend and knew that a hound in tiny pieces wasn't a hound at all!!!

( i have read the manual...Capiche!!!)

to be continued........will Moonpig turn into something inedible?.....will the Midget be fragmented?....

until next time......

 

[affieluver]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jinnyfizz]

:thumbsup:

 

[littlenell]

Hope we find out soon..............Ill not get a wink of sleep tonight!!!! :sweating:

 

[gilliwigs]

Only just discovered this thread and it's brilliant! So funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: Can't wait to find out what happens next! :thumbsup:

 

[~Sarah~]

This is really brilliant - you need to find yourself a publisher. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[FifeJillandIan]

Ooooh, I love these cliff hanger endings >_< ... can't wait for the next instalment

 

[Whippets Rule]

Suddenly..the Midget managed to wrestle the grenade from Moonpigs grasp and the whole situation had changed...

everything was now a lot more dangerous...............

The Midget tugged and chewed on the pins one by one........

Then he found "The Pin"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Midgets will rule the world!!!! Death to Moonpig!!! HAHAHAHA

But then the dozy little Midget realised that HE was the one closest, to the soon to explode, grenade!!!!!

GULP...mummy..............

KABOOM!!!!!

There was a massive explosion( hence the Kaboom :clown: )

as the dust cleared, all that could be seen was.............

there was just complete silence..( for the first time in a flippin' fortnight :lol: )

To be continued.................Is the Midget really dead?..and where is Moonpig? is she now familiar with the term smithereens or is she still clueless?

 

[meddling]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My poor little Baby James, HELP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Louise_Simon]

Ive got no fingernails left, how will it all end

 

[meddling]

Ive got no fingernails left, how will it all end

Bloody quickly I hope, I just can't cope!!

Look at that little baby led there helpless