Not In My Living Room

[arealhuman]

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Nipples. Lots of them, all over the floor. It'd be like something out of "Silence of the Lambs"

 

[Dog-Mum]

Dead people, because they make me frightened and I also hate snakes ((

 

[leashedForLife]

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orca. Even a baby in a tank is too big, & an adult - even in a seawater-filled envelope - wouldn't fit diagonally across the room!

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[Sezzy]

Pineapple prickles

 

[FrankieDoodle]

Quidditch match

 

[Sezzy]

Rattle snakes

 

[arealhuman]

Rattle snakes

Going for two for the price of one, there @Sezzy?

 

[Josie]

Salmons - Can you imagine loads of wriggly salmons in your lounge!

 

[arealhuman]

Tacos. Although I might actually like that (I could also put it in the "what's the last thing you put in your mouth thread" ).

 

[Sezzy]

Udders

 

[Josie]

Udders

I think that may be the strangest answer we've had yet!

 

[arealhuman]

I think that may be the strangest answer we've had yet!

I had a couple lined up for "V" but they might've ended in a ban!

 

[Biker John]

Velociraptor.

 

[Sezzy]

Witches

 

[leashedForLife]

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xylophone players!...

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[arealhuman]

Y-fronts

 

[Sezzy]

Yogurt all over the carpet

 

[Josie]

I had a couple lined up for "V" but they might've ended in a ban!

Same here! ...... Can I ban myself!?

 

[Josie]

Zebras - they poo ALOT

 

[leashedForLife]

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Alots.
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Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything

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