Philosophical Quotes

[dawn]

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"Follow the Herd and you Walk in Manure"

 

The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up.

 

Dont complain about the Darkness, Light a candle

 

When you really believe that Lack of Skill can be compensated for by doubling your Efforts, There’s No End to what you can’t do.

 

People will listen to Reason, If you give them a Reason to Listen!

 

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

 

when all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed

 

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited but imagination encircles the world."

 

Some People have to say something; Other People have something to Say!

 

Everyone wants to go to heaven but you have to die first.

 

Asking questions is never a sign of stupidity, it is a sign of ignorance seeking to be cured

 

It is better to say nothing and let people think you are stupid then to open your mouth and confirm it.

 

We're short of nothing we've got

 

"He who walks in the path of others makes no marks of his own in life"

Please add your own

 

[affieluver]

BE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU,VE GOT TO BE SOMEONE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN or SOMETIMES THE GOOD YOU DO DOSEN,T DO YOU ANY GOOD AT ALL :thumbsup:

 

[kris]

the old believe everything,the middle aged suspect everything and the young KNOW everything. oscar wilde

he who knows others is wise,he who knows himself is enlightened. lao tzu

an object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. pliny the younger

theres more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life. frank zappa

never keep up with the jonses.drag them down to your level.quentin crisp

 

[jinnyfizz]

Failing to plan is planning to fail

You can tell a gelding what to do, you must ask a mare but you have to discuss it with a stallion

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life

 

[marion]

I'm not much cop at philosophy,,,, but i can do insults!!! lol

:- " Too many Freaks!! Not enough Circuses!!

If ignorance is bliss! Why aren't you happy??!!

How do I set a laser pointer to stun??

Errors have been made!! Others will be blamed!!

I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth!

Do I Look like a People Person??

As an outsider?? How do you view the human race??

She's a nice girl. If she had two more legs she could star in a western.

And your cry-baby, snotty-nosed opinion would be....?

Yeah?! It looks like a willy....only smaller!!

No!! Of course you don't look fat!! Pull up a couple of chair's and tell me about it!!

Chaos, Panic, Disorder...My work here is done.

So finally....You say I'm a Bitch like it's a bad thing??!!

:teehee:

 

[beaubeau]

Never hit a man with glasses... Use your fist! (w00t)

 

 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. :lol:

 

 

The family that sticks together should bathe more often.

 

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. :thumbsup:

 

Tracey x

 

[FifeJillandIan]

Assume nothing ... it makes an ass out of u and me!