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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

[SIZE=14pt]According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male [/SIZE]

and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male

reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late

November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers

till after they give birth in the spring.

 

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

 

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man

in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

 

[Rebecca Claire]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[trac]

(w00t) :lol: :lol:

 

[whipwat]

I'll second that!! :lol:

 

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol: and all without a sat nav :lol:

 

[Trish]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol:

 

[June Jonigk]

Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[~Sally~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

(w00t) (w00t) love it

 

[AnnSa]

:lol: :thumbsup:

 

[Whippets4eva]

Very good Clair :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[meddling]

I wonder why not a single bloke has admitted to reading this yet (w00t) :lol:

 

[BlueNoise]

:lol: :lol: was funny until I read [SIZE=14pt]velvet [/SIZE]suit :x

 

[Schmick]

I wonder why not a single bloke has admitted to reading this yet (w00t)   :lol:

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Santa uses only the most virile of Reindeer, selectively breed. They never loose there Antlers there just keep getting bigger like a good fishing story.

 

If Santa used doe he would neevvvveeeeerrrrrrrr get the job done in one night cause the doe would get chatting to every parent at every drop off point and in the towns they would wont to go window shopping for shoes.

 

[k4tie-d]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[meddling]

I wonder why not a single bloke has admitted to reading this yet (w00t)   :lol:

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Santa uses only the most virile of Reindeer, selectively breed. They never loose there Antlers there just keep getting bigger like a good fishing story.

 

If Santa used doe he would neevvvveeeeerrrrrrrr get the job done in one night cause the doe would get chatting to every parent at every drop off point and in the towns they would wont to go window shopping for shoes.

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[SIZE=14pt]GRAEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

How typecast you are :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Schmick]

I wonder why not a single bloke has admitted to reading this yet (w00t)   :lol:

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Santa uses only the most virile of Reindeer, selectively breed. They never loose there Antlers there just keep getting bigger like a good fishing story.

 

If Santa used doe he would neevvvveeeeerrrrrrrr get the job done in one night cause the doe would get chatting to every parent at every drop off point and in the towns they would wont to go window shopping for shoes.

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[SIZE=14pt]GRAEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

How typecast you are :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Us blokes are a little bit outnumbered on here so I just thought I better give my feminine side a rest for a bit 8)

 

[meddling]

I wonder why not a single bloke has admitted to reading this yet (w00t)   :lol:

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Santa uses only the most virile of Reindeer, selectively breed. They never loose there Antlers there just keep getting bigger like a good fishing story.

 

If Santa used doe he would neevvvveeeeerrrrrrrr get the job done in one night cause the doe would get chatting to every parent at every drop off point and in the towns they would wont to go window shopping for shoes.

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[SIZE=14pt]GRAEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

How typecast you are :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Us blokes are a little bit outnumbered on here so I just thought I better give my feminine side a rest for a bit 8)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[davidmcd]

I wonder why not a single bloke has admitted to reading this yet (w00t)   :lol:

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Santa uses only the most virile of Reindeer, selectively breed. They never loose there Antlers there just keep getting bigger like a good fishing story.

 

If Santa used doe he would neevvvveeeeerrrrrrrr get the job done in one night cause the doe would get chatting to every parent at every drop off point and in the towns they would wont to go window shopping for shoes.

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[SIZE=14pt]GRAEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

How typecast you are :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Us blokes are a little bit outnumbered on here so I just thought I better give my feminine side a rest for a bit 8)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[SIZE=14pt]Well said Graeme - but why do I still get the feeling that we would be outnumbered if there were only one of them - and two of us???[/SIZE] (w00t) (w00t)