Sparky's Crufts Lament

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The boys have gone, they've left me here, with just one backward glance,

I could have gone to help them but I didn't get the chance,

They packed the van, it's all in place, full of bits and bobs,

Talking very loudly, don't think they heard my sobs,

I wouldn't be a nuisance, I wouldn't be a pest,

All I'd do is be their mate, I'm sure I'd pass the test

But the Kennel Club don't let you be a trade stand holders'mate,

You have to get your show gear on and go through the appropriate gate,

I'm sulking now, putting on the face, sitting in the dark,

But just a tick, who's that I hear singing like a lark

It's Mum, she's got her coat on, wahey WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PARK.

Have a nice trip Dad and Mattie, see you soon

Love your boy Sparky

 

[alfyn]

Brilliant :thumbsup:

But poor Sparks,what a shame he's being left out of all the fun

 

[jue332]

That's great :thumbsup:

But listen Sparky I'm sure they will fetch you some presents home with them, just keep sulking and giving them your best sad eyes that should do the trick :- "

Julie

 

[Zephyr]

Ah, poor Sparky - maybe next year. :luck: :luck: :luck:

Great poem, Jenny :thumbsup: - are you not at Crufts at all this year, I was hoping to say hello to you on the stand.

 

[Hilary & Hounds]

That's brilliant! :huggles:

 

[Janimal]

Aww (Great poem) :cheers: but poor Sparky ....... you wont forget to bring him a present will you??? :unsure:

 

[wilfred]

aawww that's a real tear jerker that poem. I'm sure you'll get a lovely present Sparky, well I hope so!

Gill