The Computer

[trac]

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The computer

swallowed Grandma!

The computer swallowed Grandma

Yes honestly, it's true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her completely

The thought just makes me squirm.

Maybe she's caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind.

I've even used the internet

But nothing could I find.

I asked Jeeves in desperation

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative

Not a thing was found online.

So, if someday in your 'InBox'

My Grandma you should see.

Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her

In an e-mail back to me.

 

[affieluver]

:lol: very good :thumbsup:

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) Right quick...have a head count of all our oldies...make sure no-one is missing Trac (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

funny you say that i havent seen trac for a while :- "

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) Right quick...have a head count of all our oldies...make sure no-one is missing Trac (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]june is clair[/SIZE] :- "

 

[meddling]

funny you say that i havent seen trac for a while :- "

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:thumbsup: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[trac]

funny you say that i havent seen trac for a while :- "

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:thumbsup: :lol: :thumbsup:

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[meddling]

[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) Right quick...have a head count of all our oldies...make sure no-one is missing Trac (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]june is clair[/SIZE] :- "

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Be safe in chat tonight then :thumbsup:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) Right quick...have a head count of all our oldies...make sure no-one is missing Trac (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]june is clair[/SIZE] :- "

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Be safe in chat tonight then :thumbsup:

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not for us if she reads this :sweating:

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) Right quick...have a head count of all our oldies...make sure no-one is missing Trac (w00t) [/SIZE]

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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[SIZE=14pt]june is clair[/SIZE] :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Be safe in chat tonight then :thumbsup:

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not for us if she reads this :sweating:

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ha ha ha ha Trac...not for [SIZE=21pt]us[/SIZE] for you!!!! I mentioned no names.... :lol:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) Right quick...have a head count of all our oldies...make sure no-one is missing Trac (w00t) [/SIZE]

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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[SIZE=14pt]june is clair[/SIZE] :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Be safe in chat tonight then :thumbsup:

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not for us if she reads this :sweating:

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ha ha ha ha Trac...not for [SIZE=21pt]us[/SIZE] for you!!!! I mentioned no names.... :lol:

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nice to know who your friends are (w00t)

 

[AnnSa]

[SIZE=14pt]Wasn't me it got either [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]Wasn't me it got either  [/SIZE]

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so it must be june then as she is still missing :- "

 

[k4tie-d]

[SIZE=14pt]Wasn't me it got either  [/SIZE]

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so it must be june then as she is still missing :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]Wasn't me it got either  [/SIZE]

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so it must be june then as she is still missing :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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k4tie i only hope june finds it funny :unsure: :sweating: :sweating:

i like my 0% :- "

 

[June Jonigk]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're safe with me :thumbsup: (w00t)

 

[trac]

:lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:
You're safe with me  :thumbsup:   (w00t)

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your not bad for an old girl :- "

 

[peppermint lady]

:lol: :lol: good one trac :thumbsup:

 

[June Jonigk]

:lol:   :lol: good one trac :thumbsup:

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Oi - don't encourage her Julie (w00t)

 

[trac]

:lol:   :lol: good one trac :thumbsup:

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Oi - don't encourage her Julie (w00t)

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i dont need encouragement june i can poke fun at you oldies all day :- " :sweating:

please juney i like my 0% :unsure: