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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper !

Discussion in 'General Discussions and Lounge' started by hely, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. hely

    hely Active Member Registered

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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

    telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

    suggestion.

    'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

    paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will

    this take?' I asked.

    'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I

    stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

    my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without

    missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

    again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

    straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.
     
  2. AnnSa

    AnnSa The one and Only .... Registered

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  3. meddling

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Painted Lady

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    :p :D :lol: :teehee:
     
  5. meddling

    meddling 'Dibs' Registered

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    Bloody Hell Sarah...are you feeling ok? Not being rude about Helys jokes...I'm worried about you hun :p
     
  6. Trish

    Trish 11 OF THE BEST Registered

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    thats a old one hely belly :D
     
  7. Painted Lady

    Painted Lady tattoo luvver Registered

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    well i thought i would be nice about her jokes for a change...only the once though....enjoy it brind cos it wont last baby!! :p
     
  8. trac

    trac A pet is for life Registered

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    -_- heard it before :-
     
  9. Whippets4eva

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    Another goodun Hely :D

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. Schmick

    Schmick Graeme Registered

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: out of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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