Except for that once when we left her in the car with our Subway sandwiches, and she opened my bag and ate Gary's sarnie (mine was still in the wrapper totally untouched :lol: ) My lurcher is a whippetx (with greyhound, we think) and he's never chewed a thing, he rips up paper but thats it. I think you should all apologise to your poor dogs :- "
I could provide you with photographic evidence !!!!!!! (w00t) (w00t)suzeanna said:I'm sorry, but I dont believe a word of this.......you are all just trying to outdo each other with tall stories! I've been looking at various pics of people's whippets, and you can see the angelic innocence of them shining out of their eyes, darling little souls!
Whip said:I think my dogs favourite things they eat / chew are
Any kind of poo the smeller the better they have to roll in it first.
Inky likes video boxes well the one we were lent he's ok with ours
The've totally destroyed a sofa well it was old so we thought they would like to sleep on it rather than their blankets.
Inky likes chewing noses off his toy dogs and then wonders why he cant have it back. :wacko:
They all like slippers and shoes you have to hide them from them.
Jas really likes banana skins she keeps finding them on her walks!
But there really not that bad when I look at some of the other posts :lol:
Simon
Well have the culprits returned it yet??? :lol: :lol:Tesa said:Has anyone seen the memory card out of my camera. It is a small black and yellow 128mb card. It contains the lovely photo's I took down at the beach the other day. If the person who took could kindly return it to the kitchen bench where they got it from, it would be appreciated. I was planning to print some of those photos off
Sorry to laugh but that is so damm funny, esp the two right hands of marigolds (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) nearly wet myselfannlouise said:Whip said:I think my dogs favourite things they eat / chew are
Any kind of poo the smeller the better they have to roll in it first.
Inky likes video boxes well the one we were lent he's ok with ours
The've totally destroyed a sofa well it was old so we thought they would like to sleep on it rather than their blankets.
Inky likes chewing noses off his toy dogs and then wonders why he cant have it back. :wacko:
They all like slippers and shoes you have to hide them from them.
Jas really likes banana skins she keeps finding them on her walks!
But there really not that bad when I look at some of the other posts :lol:
Simon
oh yes thats another thing, poo! having to roll in it first.
once mine dissapeared in the field near the esturay, hes black, and came back covered in yellow granules!.
it was raining quite hard, and i could smell him comming from 800 yards!
despite the rain i went to investigate, and found..................................
the remnants of a dead sheep, obviously drowned in the river and washed up, bones and all" :x
the stench was unbelievable, i had to drive all the way home with my roof down cos i have a convertible, in the rain, i just could not bear the smell. my car was wet through inside!
i couldnt see because of the tears from the heaving, and was sick all over my front drive.! whippet trying to clean up after me! :x
there was only me in, so i had to put my stinking boy in the back garden, fill the bath, stuff 2 pieces of cotton wool sprayed with perfume up my nose, put a bin bag over my shoulders, then carry him upstairs to the bath.
i then began sneezing because of the perfume, so the cotton wool wouldnt stay in cos i couldnt breath because i was also holding my breath! i hd to shut the door in case he got out and ran downstairs and threw himself all over the carpet, i was then sick again because i was confined to the bathroom, destined to die in there because of the smell, sick floating around in the bath, whippet looking at me as tho he is about to drown.
pulling myself together i knew i had to do something, i cannot describe the smell, you would really have had to be there to understand.
i took a deep breath and started to bath him.
them i realised i wasnt wearing gloves! so i had to risk leaving dog in bath, alone whilse i got my marigolds from downstairs. :rant:
i flew down those stairs about 3 at a time, all the while i could hear dog getting out of bath! :rant:
i found my marigolds, but i had 2 right hands flew back upstairs, to find dog half out half in, yellow stuff all over the wall where he had shook, and down the side of the bath. after putting him back in, i was nearly losing it and began to bath him.
once the warm water hit him, the yellow stuff went like scrambled eg, all slimey my god it was a nightmare.
i was in tears at this point, wishing i was, actually dead!
i managed it in the end, and my boy was smelling of coal tar :wub: but that smell will remain with me for the rest of my life! oh, and i had to help the gunge down the plug hole with my finger! this was the final straw!
i felt really ill by this point, needless to say everytime he launches himself onto something im off on a tantrum! :b
everytime we go to the estuary,he heads off in that direction, closely followed by me, i must sound like a fish wife when im telling him to 'get up'!
looking back i can laff, but it was not very funny at the time!
Have you ever thought of writing a book annlouise :lol: :lol: :lol: that is the funniest thing Ive read in ages. (w00t)annlouise said:Whip said:I think my dogs favourite things they eat / chew are
Any kind of poo the smeller the better they have to roll in it first.
Inky likes video boxes well the one we were lent he's ok with ours
The've totally destroyed a sofa well it was old so we thought they would like to sleep on it rather than their blankets.
Inky likes chewing noses off his toy dogs and then wonders why he cant have it back. :wacko:
They all like slippers and shoes you have to hide them from them.
Jas really likes banana skins she keeps finding them on her walks!
But there really not that bad when I look at some of the other posts :lol:
Simon
oh yes thats another thing, poo! having to roll in it first.
once mine dissapeared in the field near the esturay, hes black, and came back covered in yellow granules!.
it was raining quite hard, and i could smell him comming from 800 yards!
despite the rain i went to investigate, and found..................................
the remnants of a dead sheep, obviously drowned in the river and washed up, bones and all" :x
the stench was unbelievable, i had to drive all the way home with my roof down cos i have a convertible, in the rain, i just could not bear the smell. my car was wet through inside!
i couldnt see because of the tears from the heaving, and was sick all over my front drive.! whippet trying to clean up after me! :x
there was only me in, so i had to put my stinking boy in the back garden, fill the bath, stuff 2 pieces of cotton wool sprayed with perfume up my nose, put a bin bag over my shoulders, then carry him upstairs to the bath.
i then began sneezing because of the perfume, so the cotton wool wouldnt stay in cos i couldnt breath because i was also holding my breath! i hd to shut the door in case he got out and ran downstairs and threw himself all over the carpet, i was then sick again because i was confined to the bathroom, destined to die in there because of the smell, sick floating around in the bath, whippet looking at me as tho he is about to drown.
pulling myself together i knew i had to do something, i cannot describe the smell, you would really have had to be there to understand.
i took a deep breath and started to bath him.
them i realised i wasnt wearing gloves! so i had to risk leaving dog in bath, alone whilse i got my marigolds from downstairs. :rant:
i flew down those stairs about 3 at a time, all the while i could hear dog getting out of bath! :rant:
i found my marigolds, but i had 2 right hands flew back upstairs, to find dog half out half in, yellow stuff all over the wall where he had shook, and down the side of the bath. after putting him back in, i was nearly losing it and began to bath him.
once the warm water hit him, the yellow stuff went like scrambled eg, all slimey my god it was a nightmare.
i was in tears at this point, wishing i was, actually dead!
i managed it in the end, and my boy was smelling of coal tar :wub: but that smell will remain with me for the rest of my life! oh, and i had to help the gunge down the plug hole with my finger! this was the final straw!
i felt really ill by this point, needless to say everytime he launches himself onto something im off on a tantrum! :b
everytime we go to the estuary,he heads off in that direction, closely followed by me, i must sound like a fish wife when im telling him to 'get up'!
looking back i can laff, but it was not very funny at the time!
Jean has the brother to tigger ( dad of my pups )anslinmcg said:
You don't mean it Becky little obeaker said:
wouldn't do anything like that must have been one of the others!!!!
beaker said:
Janimal said:Have you ever thought of writing a book annlouise :lol: :lol: :lol: that is the funniest thing Ive read in ages. (w00t)annlouise said:Whip said:I think my dogs favourite things they eat / chew are
Any kind of poo the smeller the better they have to roll in it first.
Inky likes video boxes well the one we were lent he's ok with ours
The've totally destroyed a sofa well it was old so we thought they would like to sleep on it rather than their blankets.
Inky likes chewing noses off his toy dogs and then wonders why he cant have it back. :wacko:
They all like slippers and shoes you have to hide them from them.
Jas really likes banana skins she keeps finding them on her walks!
But there really not that bad when I look at some of the other posts :lol:
Simon
oh yes thats another thing, poo! having to roll in it first.
once mine dissapeared in the field near the esturay, hes black, and came back covered in yellow granules!.
it was raining quite hard, and i could smell him comming from 800 yards!
despite the rain i went to investigate, and found..................................
the remnants of a dead sheep, obviously drowned in the river and washed up, bones and all" :x
the stench was unbelievable, i had to drive all the way home with my roof down cos i have a convertible, in the rain, i just could not bear the smell. my car was wet through inside!
i couldnt see because of the tears from the heaving, and was sick all over my front drive.! whippet trying to clean up after me! :x
there was only me in, so i had to put my stinking boy in the back garden, fill the bath, stuff 2 pieces of cotton wool sprayed with perfume up my nose, put a bin bag over my shoulders, then carry him upstairs to the bath.
i then began sneezing because of the perfume, so the cotton wool wouldnt stay in cos i couldnt breath because i was also holding my breath! i hd to shut the door in case he got out and ran downstairs and threw himself all over the carpet, i was then sick again because i was confined to the bathroom, destined to die in there because of the smell, sick floating around in the bath, whippet looking at me as tho he is about to drown.
pulling myself together i knew i had to do something, i cannot describe the smell, you would really have had to be there to understand.
i took a deep breath and started to bath him.
them i realised i wasnt wearing gloves! so i had to risk leaving dog in bath, alone whilse i got my marigolds from downstairs. :rant:
i flew down those stairs about 3 at a time, all the while i could hear dog getting out of bath! :rant:
i found my marigolds, but i had 2 right hands flew back upstairs, to find dog half out half in, yellow stuff all over the wall where he had shook, and down the side of the bath. after putting him back in, i was nearly losing it and began to bath him.
once the warm water hit him, the yellow stuff went like scrambled eg, all slimey my god it was a nightmare.
i was in tears at this point, wishing i was, actually dead!
i managed it in the end, and my boy was smelling of coal tar :wub: but that smell will remain with me for the rest of my life! oh, and i had to help the gunge down the plug hole with my finger! this was the final straw!
i felt really ill by this point, needless to say everytime he launches himself onto something im off on a tantrum! :b
everytime we go to the estuary,he heads off in that direction, closely followed by me, i must sound like a fish wife when im telling him to 'get up'!
looking back i can laff, but it was not very funny at the time!
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