A Monday Morning Funny !!

[hely]

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'?

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'?

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.?

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

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[affieluver]

:wacko: :teehee: :wacko: :teehee:

 

[hely]

:wacko:   :teehee:   :wacko:   :teehee:

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please dont send me pm asking me to explain it to ya kel :- "

 

[affieluver]

shut it i did get that

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]abysmal[/SIZE]

 

[Bluebell]

good one :lol: :lol:

 

[Debbie b]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]abysmal[/SIZE]

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[trac]

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=21pt] (w00t) CRAP :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: not mad for you hely belly :huggles:

 

[jinnyfizz]

Saw that one coming :- " :lol:

 

[hely]

jesus.........your a miserable lot arent ya :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

no we are not..your jokes are crap...end of.

 

[hely]

:blink:

 

[Painted Lady]

:shaun:

 

[AnnSa]

An Irishman  was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a  diet.

'I want you  to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat  this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you  should have lost at least 5 pounds. 

When the  Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost  nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's  amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my  instructions?'? 

The Irishman  nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were  going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'?

'From the  hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.?

'No, from the  f**kin' skippin'

(w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t)

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:lol: :lol:

 

[meddling]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[BlueNoise]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup: