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[hely]

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[SIZE=21pt]rolled it to tight, had to suck it really hard :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]why the shocked face trac :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]because im a [/SIZE] o

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[SIZE=21pt]not the impression i get :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

just gonna pour a vod...

 

[hely]

just gonna pour a vod...

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[SIZE=21pt]pour me one, im on my way :* [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]nancy stood there looking very disapproving while i poured the vod...she said" thats a lot of vodka isnt it...make sure you put lots of coke in it" :wacko: reversed roles i think!![/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]hely...i can get up to oxford for 11....is that ok?? how far is the train to the shops and more importantly..the pubs...i can get the 4.15 train back home...is that ok...or do you want me to fuk off home earlier?? :teehee: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]my turn for a puff...[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]hely...i can get up to oxford for 11....is that ok?? how far is the train to the shops and more importantly..the pubs...i can get the 4.15 train back home...is that ok...or do you want me to fuk off home earlier?? :teehee: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]thats fine sarah............gives me time to get home for our evening out :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

shops are a 5/10 min walk :thumbsup:

cant bloody wait

 

[hely]

[SIZE=14pt]ok, just spoken to my mum, she has been to the hospital to find out what they are gonna do.........[/SIZE]

she has a very rare form of lung cancer, cant remember the name :unsure: (the doctor has only seen 11 people with this in 12 years) she has to go for a PET scan on tuesday to find out if it has come from somewhere else in her body........if it has, thats bad and she will need a op and cemo........if it hasnt then she will just need a op (i say only, but ya know what i mean)

shes a bit all over the place, but kinda ok :huggles:

just need the scan to say it hasnt come from anywhere else :thumbsup:

not being all down, just wanted to let my friends know what is going on :huggles:

 

[Painted Lady]

oh helen...oh what to say...lost for words mate...you know we are all here for you..anytime of the day and night we are here..i would say keep strong but you are doing that already arent you?...tell your mum we all send our love to her...oh mate...sorry but i am choked here for you

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]bless ya sarah :huggles: [/SIZE]

im ok, wont be when she goes in for the op though

just praying its not a secondry tumor.........thats really not good

but we have to think positive dont we :thumbsup:

thanks hun :*

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]Lots of positive thoughts and prayers being sent out for your Mum Hely and the rest of you - Stay positive :huggles: :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

great attitude you have helen....it really is :huggles:

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]Lots of positive thoughts and prayers being sent out for your Mum Hely and the rest of you - Stay positive  :huggles:   :huggles: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]thankyou clair :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

great attitude you have helen....it really is :huggles:

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[SIZE=21pt]gotta try sarah, or i will crumble, and I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT !![/SIZE]

had my blub, im fine and everything is gonna be ok............so there

[SIZE=21pt]tell me one of your shit jokes :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]clair..you said it perfect....not like me!!! i do mean well..even if i cant write it!! [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]clair..you said it perfect....not like me!!! i do mean well..even if i cant write it!! [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt] (w00t) bless ya, i knew what ya meant :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]for you hely...[/SIZE]

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

- Gorgonzola!

- Wait, it is not on yet. (w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]A little boy asked his mother:[/SIZE]

- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?

- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark. (w00t)

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]for you hely...[/SIZE]Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

- Gorgonzola!

- Wait, it is not on yet.

  (w00t)

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:x :x :x

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]One man calls emergency:[/SIZE]

- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!

After five minutes, the same man calls back:

- It is OK, I found another one (w00t)