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[hely]

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[SIZE=21pt]for you hely...[/SIZE]Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

- Gorgonzola!

- Wait, it is not on yet.

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is that the feking best ya can do.........oh you do cheer me up with your shit jokes............. :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:[/SIZE]

- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.

- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.

After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:

- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?

- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore (w00t)

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]right im off to get ready, gonna take hours.....................me a munter...... :- " [/SIZE]

have agood evening ladies :huggles:

byeeeeeeeeeee :huggles: :*

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:[/SIZE]- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.

- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.

After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:

- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?

- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore

  (w00t)

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[SIZE=21pt] (w00t) liked that one[/SIZE]

byeeeeeeeeeee luv ya all :huggles:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]bye hely enjoy [/SIZE] :huggles:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]hello kelly [/SIZE] :huggles: :huggles:

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]hi trac hi kel[/SIZE]

bye trac bye kel

:huggles: :huggles: :huggles:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]Why farmers have it bigger than the guys from city?[/SIZE]

- ???

- Because they haven't had toys!

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Two girls:

- Which is the best contraceptive?

- An aspirin.

- ???

- Take an aspirin, put it between the knees and keep it tight.

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A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:

- "f*** it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.

Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says:

- "f*** it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.

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A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.

- What are you doing?

- I'm masturbating.

- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?

- Yes, each time I miss it.

enough hely?? or do you want more!!

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]tea time luvvers...speak laters!!![/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=14pt]PMSL!! your're all raving lunatics (w00t) hope you're all ok glad you've finally found out whats wrong with blue sarah you must have been out of youre mind with worryx :huggles: :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=14pt]bye hely!! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT !! :cheers: hi trac you wench [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]hang on kel your sane? what day is it kel[/SIZE] :- "

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=21pt]hang on kel your sane? what day is it kel[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=14pt] (w00t) yes trac but at least i can admit im not quite right i cant help it it comes quite naturally [/SIZE]

 

[AnnSa]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]hi ann[/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=14pt] where is everyone im all alone [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]im here kel just washing up [/SIZE] :huggles:

 

[AnnSa]

[SIZE=14pt]Hello Trac..............hows you[/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=21pt]im here kel just washing up [/SIZE] :huggles:

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[SIZE=14pt]well frigging hurry up kellys lonely [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]Hello Trac..............hows you[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]im fine ann you?[/SIZE]