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Righto ladies and the doddery one

see you in a weeks time

have a good week and behave

but if can't behave have a bloody good time
 
morning all! raining here :angry: want the heatwave back...so fed up of the rain..better be nice for when kids break up
 
just put on some fake tan..its a new one so hope i dont come out a lovely shade of orangeboom (w00t) oh who cares..rather be orange than pasty white :teehee:
 
Lol Sarah!! The future's bright - the future's orange :lol: Hope not!!

 

Painted lady has been painted orange!! Noooooooooo surely not. I watched an article on TV once about fake tan, and the one that come out top was Malibu fake tan. It costs about £2.50, and it's brill!
 
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well..so far so good..tanning up a goodun!!!! stinks though :x even the dogs are moving away from me :teehee:
 
well..so far so good..tanning up a goodun!!!! stinks though :x even the dogs are moving away from me :teehee:
mmm nice...bit like cat **** is it Sarah...think I'd rather be pale and uninteresting :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
did my legs this morning as well...the rest of me is brown ;) im wearing a dress tonight to my friends 40th birthday party.....really dont wanna go...have god awful period pain and feel like shite.....but i guess we should show our faces...would much rather curl up on the sofa with a vindaloo and a huge fek off bar of chocolate ;)

 

oohhh someone come and cut my insides out please :( :( :( :( :( :(
 
did my legs this morning as well...the rest of me is brown ;) im wearing a dress tonight to my friends 40th birthday party.....really dont wanna go...have god awful period pain and feel like shite.....but i guess we should show our faces...would much rather curl up on the sofa with a vindaloo and a huge fek off bar of chocolate ;)  

oohhh someone come and cut my insides out please :( :( :( :( :( :(
:huggles: :huggles: :huggles: :huggles: Poor you hely, hope it eases for you soon
 
nurse loveland prescibes double vodka taken every two hours to relieve the pain....here is your prescription hely....now do as the nurse tells ya :D
 
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thankyou nurse loveland...lucky for me i have a nice new shiny bottle of the good stuff in my freezer.................. ;)

 

sooooo borrreeeeddddddd
 
me too chick..was going round me mates for a barby but cos of the rain she has cancelled :angry:

 

got no kids and i should be out on the razzle dazzle
 
thats a shame sarah.....flippen weather !!!!!!

 

think im gonna go and have a red hot bath...ease my belly ache......catch ya later love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
afternoon ,what is with some people ,went to the pub this afternoon for a quiet drink ,turns out there is a party on ,sat outside minding my own business when some idiot decides to start throwing grapes ,one hit me and burst right on my boob ,didnt know i could shout OI that loud :b
 
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