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[SIZE=30pt]IN YOUR FACE TRACEY!!!! HA HA!!!! LOVE IT!!!![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=30pt]ONLY YOU TO CONQUER NOW TRACE....HELY NOW THINKS HE IS SEXY AND SOON YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO NOEL......WOOHOOOO!!![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=21pt]PMSL ! I KNEW SOMEONE HAD TO ADMIT THAT THE LOVELY NOEL IS LUSH!! [/SIZE]sarahloveland said:
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[SIZE=21pt]DO YOU DO TAKEAWAY TO ORDER TRAC :lol: [/SIZE]trac said:
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[SIZE=30pt]OI TRACE...NER NER NER NER NER!!!!! HA HA!!! OH I AM GONNA MILK THIS NOW BABY!!![/SIZE]
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trac said:
[SIZE=21pt]I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!!!! HA HA!!!! YOU WONT GET TO ME LADY!!!![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=21pt]R U SURE? :lol: [/SIZE]trac said:
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nicky12 said:RIGHT I KNOW YOUR ALL FITNESS FREAKS IN HER ,DOES ANYBODY HAVE THIS WORKOUT VIDEO.I NEED TO GET THIS READY FOR MY WEIGHT LOSS CHALENGE :cheers: ......
[SIZE=21pt]NO THE ONLY ONE I TRIED IS DAVINA MACOLLS ONE SHE HAD OUT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE A CORONARY BY THE END OF IT...AND THE NEXT DAY I WAS WALKING LIKE I HAD SHAT MY PANTS....NEVER AGAIN....[/SIZE]
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AWWW! CANT WAIT PMSL WHAT YOU HAVING :huggles:trac said:
[SIZE=21pt]WELL I DID HAVE THIS ,BUT I CANT FIND IT ,IT MUST HAVE GOT LOST IN THE MOVE ITS ONE OF THE BEST FITNESS DVD IV EVER HAD :- " [/SIZE]
AND HERE A BIT OF THE STUFF THEY PLAY LOOK AT THE PELVIC FLICK ON THIS GUY PHWWWWAR
AND HERE A BIT OF THE STUFF THEY PLAY LOOK AT THE PELVIC FLICK ON THIS GUY PHWWWWAR
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[SIZE=21pt]NIGHT YOU MAD TARTS :lol: GOT TO FEED THE DOGS SEE YA TOMORROW :thumbsup: [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]right im off to bed..........shattered i am.........will leave you this funny joke[/SIZE]
have a good evening ladies :huggles:
Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time ' s sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil! That sounds like a crazy, but good, idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle
to himself, he thinks to himself, I ' ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a
fence. I ' ll just keep an eye on them so there ' s no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by
walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against
the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that
the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn ' t know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couplestruggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching andthinks to himself, This is truly amazing! I ' ve got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must ' ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn ' t an
electric fence."
(w00t)
have a good evening ladies :huggles:
Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time ' s sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil! That sounds like a crazy, but good, idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle
to himself, he thinks to himself, I ' ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a
fence. I ' ll just keep an eye on them so there ' s no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by
walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against
the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that
the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn ' t know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couplestruggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching andthinks to himself, This is truly amazing! I ' ve got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must ' ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn ' t an
electric fence."
(w00t)
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