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[Trish]

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[SIZE=21pt]trac you trying to wind me up..............cause it wont work [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]Think you have sent Trac into hiding 8) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i wish ,shes sending pms with big swear words now [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

Evening girls ) Had a good afternoon I see its taken ages to read all the quotes :blink:

Trish did your hair turn out okay?

Trac those fattie pics are so  :lol:   and  :x at the same time (w00t)

Hi Sarah you good?

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hi pat..........my hairs ok though i think shes put lowlights in not highlights :wacko:

 

least i still like it :thumbsup:

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Thats great Trish bet you feel better in yourself now you have had it all done.

Has Noah behaved himself today?

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[SIZE=21pt]noahs been hard work today with the hairdresser coming,i had him out for 30mins this morning and cause it was raining he wont toilet :wacko: so ive had three wees inside,he doesnt yet ask for the toilet and will just run in the back room and get under a chair then hes done by the time i get to him :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

hes proving the hardest yet :sweating:

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[SIZE=21pt]trish i really didnt need to know that you have had 3 wees inside[/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

Evening girls ) Had a good afternoon I see its taken ages to read all the quotes :blink:

Trish did your hair turn out okay?

Trac those fattie pics are so  :lol:   and  :x at the same time (w00t)

Hi Sarah you good?

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hi pat..........my hairs ok though i think shes put lowlights in not highlights :wacko:

 

least i still like it :thumbsup:

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Thats great Trish bet you feel better in yourself now you have had it all done.

Has Noah behaved himself today?

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[SIZE=21pt]noahs been hard work today with the hairdresser coming,i had him out for 30mins this morning and cause it was raining he wont toilet :wacko: so ive had three wees inside,he doesnt yet ask for the toilet and will just run in the back room and get under a chair then hes done by the time i get to him :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

hes proving the hardest yet :sweating:

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[SIZE=21pt]trish i really didnt need to know that you have had 3 wees inside[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]ive had more than that ive had about 20 cups of tea [/SIZE]

 

[BlueNoise]

[SIZE=21pt]trac you trying to wind me up..............cause it wont work [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]Think you have sent Trac into hiding 8) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i wish ,shes sending pms with big swear words now [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]She does'nt know any does she :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]want me to come and read it to you?[/SIZE] :lol:

 

[BlueNoise]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notice's an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he say's "Do you know me"?

To which she replies "I think your the father of one of my kids"

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and say's "My God! are you he stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my backside with celery???!

She looks into his eyes and say's calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher"

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]want me to come and read it to you?[/SIZE] :lol:

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[SIZE=21pt]its a book about the victorians from driffield and their lives and crimes.....think all the storys are taken from newspapers back then :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notice's an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello.He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he say's "Do you know me"?

To which she replies "I think your the father of one of my kids"

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and say's "My God! are you he stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my backside with celery???!

She looks into his eyes and say's calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher"

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[SIZE=21pt] (w00t) :lol: :lol: love it :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notice's an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello.He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he say's "Do you know me"?

To which she replies "I think your the father of one of my kids"

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and say's "My God! are you he stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my backside with celery???!

She looks into his eyes and say's calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher"

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:lol:

 

[BlueNoise]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]want me to come and read it to you?[/SIZE] :lol:

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[SIZE=14pt]Think Trish would prefer someone to read to her that knows big words :lol: [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]want me to come and read it to you?[/SIZE] :lol:

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[SIZE=14pt]Think Trish would prefer someone to read to her that knows big words :lol: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]pat you keep having a go at me tonight and i have been so nice to you[/SIZE] (w00t)

 

[BlueNoise]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]want me to come and read it to you?[/SIZE] :lol:

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[SIZE=14pt]Think Trish would prefer someone to read to her that knows big words :lol: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]pat you keep having a go at me tonight and i have been so nice to you[/SIZE] (w00t)

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[SIZE=14pt]Pardon,say that again!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]got a book to read but just one small problem.............i carnt see the bloody print (w00t) anyone got a magnifying glass [/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]answers in big print only please (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]want me to come and read it to you?[/SIZE] :lol:

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[SIZE=14pt]Think Trish would prefer someone to read to her that knows big words :lol: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]pat you keep having a go at me tonight and i have been so nice to you[/SIZE] (w00t)

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[SIZE=14pt]Pardon,say that again!!!!![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]i have been nice to you tonight[/SIZE] :wacko:

 

[AnnSa]

[SIZE=14pt]Hello Ladies.......................k9's been quiet[/SIZE]

for a couple of days hasn't it, no-one posting

much..........that time of year i suppose, not

much going on :unsure:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]hi ann you ok my old dear[/SIZE]

 

[BlueNoise]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous looking redhead at the next table.

He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her.,

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out,grabs it out of the air,and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry", the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you, so please let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she say's.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards go to the theatre followed by drinks.They talk,they laugh. She shares her deepest dreams and he listen's, he shares his deepest dreams and she listen's.

After paying for everything,she ask's him if he would like to go to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful,wonderful time.

THe next morning she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.The man is amazed and totally impressed!

"You know, he said,"You are the perfect woman.Are you this nice to all the guys you meet"?

"No," she replies

"You just happen to catch my eye"

 

[BlueNoise]

Hi Ann hows you. Still giving Lily lots of cuddles?

I am all alone now

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]oh no your not granny pat[/SIZE] :- "

 

[Trish]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous looking redhead at the next table.He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her.,

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out,grabs it out of the air,and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry", the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you, so please let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she say's.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards go to the theatre followed by drinks.They talk,they laugh. She shares her deepest dreams and he listen's, he shares his deepest dreams and she listen's.

After paying for everything,she ask's him if he would like to go to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful,wonderful time.

THe next morning she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.The man is amazed and totally impressed!

"You know, he said,"You are the perfect woman.Are you this nice to all the guys you meet"?

"No," she replies

"You just happen to catch my eye"

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[SIZE=21pt]oh no i dont believe it,should have seen that one coming (w00t) :lol: :lol: [/SIZE]