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[SIZE=21pt]i'm good thanks hun, bit tired been shopping today  (w00t) [/SIZE] 

and some tesco driver told my mum cos she was walking 6 dogs shes not a pedestrian (sp) shes not happy  :angry:

 

hows you hunni?

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[SIZE=21pt]So what is your mother then while walking 6 dogs... :wacko: :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]went to clean the boys loos at the school and one of the little darlings had locked it from inside and climbed over..i went and got Jean (or as i call her queen) to help and we couldnt open it from the outside so queen told me to climb over to do it from the inside..well...i got stuck..got halfway over and couldnt go any more...legs dangling one side and my top half flaying about in the air..by this time queen was doubled up in hysterics...i had stop laughing by this point..really panicking cos i couldnt move either way..had visions of Poole fire brigade coming out to cut me free...and i know some of them(not in that way you mucky mares) and i didnt really want to face any of them..my chest was killing me...stomach was all squished...queen still crying with laughter...me thinking how am going to punch her square in the face when i get down....after loads of wriggling and going finally got down...my boobs were agony :sweating: then queenie came out with" i would have left it to the caretaker to sort out" i shouted back" you effing told me to go over :rant: "she replied" well i thought you would easily fit through" obviously not :angry: then when we left sat outside was a load of parents cos its parents evening and they must have heard everything oh my god...so embaressed :b nightmare[/SIZE]

 

[Debbie b]

[SIZE=21pt]Just had one of those perfect walks![/SIZE]
Daisy is feeling so much better since she's been on her medication so dragged me up the road like a husky, charged around the field then dragged me home :lol:   :wub: .

Alfie is feeling so well and cantered merrily round the field and kept out of the water, he didn't collapse once which is great for him :thumbsup: .

And Bluebell was just perfect...as she always is... :wub:   :wub:

Oh I love my dogs...they're just so great...and I know we all feel like that...I just thought I'd say... :b   :b   :b

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[SIZE=21pt]aw bless, clair i like being out with ellie gives me some peace in the head you just dawdle along with out a care in the world, even better when hannah and ellie are rolling about in the mud :wub: [/SIZE]

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]I'm sorry sarah but I'm PMSL here...you poor girl...but from where queenie was stood...you can see her point lol[/SIZE]

 

are you ok now or bruised???

 

[~Sally~]

[SIZE=21pt]i'm good thanks hun, bit tired been shopping today  (w00t) [/SIZE] 

and some tesco driver told my mum cos she was walking 6 dogs shes not a pedestrian (sp) shes not happy  :angry:

 

hows you hunni?

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[SIZE=21pt]So what is your mother then while walking 6 dogs... :wacko: :wacko: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]erm we dont know clair, his van was blocking part of the pavement and so was his trolley thing and it was on a main road so mum couldnt go round on the road and apparently he said she wasnt a pedestrian cos she was walking 6 dogs :unsure: i didnt know u had to walk in the road with a certain number of dogs lol :blink: [/SIZE]

 

[Debbie b]

[SIZE=21pt]went to clean the boys loos at the school and one of the little darlings had locked it from inside and climbed over..i went and got Jean (or as i call her queen) to help and we couldnt open it from the outside so queen told me to climb over to do it from the inside..well...i got stuck..got halfway over and couldnt go any more...legs dangling one side and my top half flaying about in the air..by this time queen was doubled up in hysterics...i had stop laughing by this point..really panicking cos i couldnt move either way..had visions of Poole fire brigade coming out to cut me free...and i know some of them(not in that way you mucky mares) and i didnt really want to face any of them..my chest was killing me...stomach was all squished...queen still crying with laughter...me thinking how  am going to punch her square in the face when i get down....after loads of wriggling and going finally got down...my boobs were agony :sweating: then queenie came out with" i would have left it to the caretaker to sort out" i shouted back" you effing told me to go over :rant: "she replied" well i thought you would easily fit through" obviously not :angry: then when we left sat outside was a load of parents cos its parents evening and they must have heard everything oh my god...so embaressed :b nightmare[/SIZE]

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PMSL :wub: :wub:

 

[Debbie b]

[SIZE=21pt]i'm good thanks hun, bit tired been shopping today  (w00t) [/SIZE] 

and some tesco driver told my mum cos she was walking 6 dogs shes not a pedestrian (sp) shes not happy  :angry:

 

hows you hunni?

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[SIZE=21pt]So what is your mother then while walking 6 dogs... :wacko: :wacko: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]erm we dont know clair, his van was blocking part of the pavement and so was his trolley thing and it was on a main road so mum couldnt go round on the road and apparently he said she wasnt a pedestrian cos she was walking 6 dogs :unsure: i didnt know u had to walk in the road with a certain number of dogs lol :blink: [/SIZE]

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do you have to display a tax disc aswell and be insured :blink:

some people are total numbnuts (w00t)

 

[~Sally~]

[SIZE=21pt]i'm good thanks hun, bit tired been shopping today  (w00t) [/SIZE] 

and some tesco driver told my mum cos she was walking 6 dogs shes not a pedestrian (sp) shes not happy  :angry:

 

hows you hunni?

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[SIZE=21pt]So what is your mother then while walking 6 dogs... :wacko: :wacko: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]erm we dont know clair, his van was blocking part of the pavement and so was his trolley thing and it was on a main road so mum couldnt go round on the road and apparently he said she wasnt a pedestrian cos she was walking 6 dogs :unsure: i didnt know u had to walk in the road with a certain number of dogs lol :blink: [/SIZE]

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do you have to display a tax disc aswell and be insured :blink:

some people are total numbnuts (w00t)

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[SIZE=21pt]lol maybe we do :lol: better find out dont wanna get fined :teehee: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]what cracked me up later was i could see queenie from my window hoovering the corridor..so i crept up behind her..she was humming away to herself..i thought i will give you humming lady...and scared the jeebus out of her!! ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[~Sally~]

[SIZE=21pt]what cracked me up later was i could see queenie from my window hoovering the corridor..so i crept up behind her..she was humming away to herself..i thought i will give you humming lady...and scared the jeebus out of her!! ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]lol sarah [/SIZE] :lol:

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=21pt]what cracked me up later was i could see queenie from my window hoovering the corridor..so i crept up behind her..she was humming away to herself..i thought i will give you humming lady...and scared the jeebus out of her!! ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]pmsl...I love your new job sarah lol :lol: :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

 

[Debbie b]

[SIZE=21pt]what cracked me up later was i could see queenie from my window hoovering the corridor..so i crept up behind her..she was humming away to herself..i thought i will give you humming lady...and scared the jeebus out of her!! ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]lol sarah [/SIZE] :lol:

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[SIZE=21pt]ditto :lol: :lol: [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]i cant type for the tears in my eyes sarah ,sorry but that is soooooooooooooo funny [/SIZE] :lol: :lol:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]what cracked me up later was i could see queenie from my window hoovering the corridor..so i crept up behind her..she was humming away to herself..i thought i will give you humming lady...and scared the jeebus out of her!! ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]PMSL[/SIZE]

 

[~Sally~]

[SIZE=21pt]tracccccccc [/SIZE] :*

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]cracks me up queen does..she has the thickest dorset accent you can imagine..."go on gal..get on over that toilet wall there sair...go on my luvver!!" " you alrite sair???" " oi sair fancy a vodker?"" haha..i love queen :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]i can laugh now but i was really scared..thought i was stuck for the night..thinking back i am creasing up at the shouting and bawling those parents must have heard terrible....effing and going me and queen were [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]right i am off for a soakily dokily in the bath to ease my aching belly :wacko: laters!! xxx[/SIZE]

 

[~Sally~]

[SIZE=21pt]byeeeeeeee sarah [/SIZE] :*

 

[Debbie b]

[SIZE=21pt]Bye sarah :huggles: [/SIZE]

i'm off too got to do the dinner so bye everybody :huggles: