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Helpful Holiday Diet Tips

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6, Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream

8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
 
Very good .Lady P :lol: (w00t) :lol: (w00t)
 
:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:

i wish this were true.
 
well that was a laugh..........not :- "
 
I just wish it was true!!! Christmas is coming and with it my craving for cashew nuts, brazil nuts, pistachio nuts all at about 1000 calories per handful!!!
 
Lal said:
I just wish it was true!!!  Christmas is coming and with it my craving for cashew nuts, brazil nuts, pistachio nuts all at about 1000 calories per handful!!!
shite!!!!!!! that many ????????

christ i must have had about 9000 cals then :- " :oops: :oops:
 
Lal said:
I just wish it was true!!!  Christmas is coming and with it my craving for cashew nuts, brazil nuts, pistachio nuts all at about 1000 calories per handful!!!
cant beat a handful of nuts.. :oops:
 
That's you and me both then!! :cheers:

THE DIET BEGINS AFTER CHRISTMAS!!! :D
 
Eat, drink and be merry (as long as you're not driving!!). This is my first Xmas since hub and I split and I am determined to make it a good one for my kids despite how I feel so over indulgence is the name of the game!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! :cheers:
 
Lal said:
Eat, drink and be merry (as long as you're not driving!!).  This is my first Xmas since hub and I split and I am determined to make it a good one for my kids despite how I feel so over indulgence is the name of the game!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!  :cheers:

good on ya.........hope you and your kids have a great time :huggles: :cheers:
 

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