Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are
getting on :lol:
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She
undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know what I want
dont you?'
'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of
it!'
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have
Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile
phones!'
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London!' :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:
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An Irishman is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives
past & stops. He looks at the Irishman in the boat & shouts 'Its thick
t**ts like you that give us Irish a bad name! I'd come over there & kick
the f**k out of you if I could swim!' :teehee:
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How
many people are flying with you?'
Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!'
After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are
getting on :lol:
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She
undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know what I want
dont you?'
'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of
it!'
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have
Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile
phones!'
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London!' :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:
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An Irishman is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives
past & stops. He looks at the Irishman in the boat & shouts 'Its thick
t**ts like you that give us Irish a bad name! I'd come over there & kick
the f**k out of you if I could swim!' :teehee:
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How
many people are flying with you?'
Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!'
