My Next Life

[wild whippies]

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then..........

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

 

[Paws123]

Sound good to me i am joining you (w00t)

 

[Kath]

:lol: Where do we sign up for this

 

[sadieandco]

:thumbsup:

 

[longstone lass]

Sounds good to me lol

:lol:

rhonda

 

[nicky12]

(w00t) sounds perfect

 

[alfyn]

Bliss

 

[TC]

(w00t)

 

[affieluver]

:lol: :cheers:

 

[urchin]

not to mention that you shrink out of all of your clothes!

 

[ladyp]

That would be good, :thumbsup: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:

 

[mutley]

THATS BRILL LOL

 

[len]

That would be good, :thumbsup: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:

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Yes but what a way to go (w00t)

 

[weathergirls]

BUT WHATS THAT SCAREY THING WITH ONE EYE PEEPING AT YOU

 

[Paws123]

BUT WHATS THAT SCAREY THING WITH ONE EYE PEEPING AT YOU

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Trust u :- " (w00t)

 

[k4tie-d]

sounds great sign me up