Not In My Living Room

[Josie]

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Inside of a butchers shop (Dennis requested this )

 

[Sezzy]

Jaws from James Bond

 

[leashedForLife]

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kooks who preach on the street.

I once heard a bearded man declaim, "Lo, the harlot!..." thru his PA-microphone, as i walked across Penn State campus - he was referring to ME, clad in ankle-length slacks, a short-sleeved shirt buttoned to one button below the collar, & altho it was definitely not his bizness nor his concern, a virgin - apparently, my bare feet offended him.
It was an 85'F day - & walking barefoot on a sidewalk didn't seem to me to be any sort of sexual innuendo?... He must've had a vivid fantasy life. Whutta maroon.

- terry

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[Sezzy]

Lego all over the floor.......ouch!

 

[Flobo]

Mutant giant spiders!

 

[leashedForLife]

Mutant giant spiders!

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[Josie]

Naked mole rat.......gross!

 

[Sezzy]

Ostriches

 

[leashedForLife]

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platypi! - they're forever overflowing the tub, & it ruins the carpet - they track water everywhere.


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[Sezzy]

Quorn all squashed into the carpet

 

[Flobo]

Rain!

 

[Violet Turner]

soup. now that would be hard to get out of the carpet and furniture...

 

[Sezzy]

Turds

 

[Teddy560]

Undertakers

 

[Teddy560]

soup. now that would be hard to get out of the carpet and furniture...

Funny... I currently have a lovely root vegetable soup stain on my dining room carpet atm. I make it quite thick so it's easier for the youngest to eat and he knocked the whole thing on the carpet.

 

[Violet Turner]

Funny... I currently have a lovely root vegetable soup stain on my dining room carpet atm. I make it quite thick so it's easier for the youngest to eat and he knocked the whole thing on the carpet.

Oh dear :O

 

[JudyN]

Vipers

 

[Sezzy]

Witches

 

[leashedForLife]

Witches.

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as a born-again Wiccan, i represent that remark.


Moving on - xenophobes.


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[Josie]

Yappy dog!