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For mine it would be something like:

Taz (Saluki X) **30 second delay while he works out what's in it for him**

Well, OK then, having considered the options and scanned the horizon and not seen anything more interesting to do, and given that you might have sausage then just this once I will do as I'm asked - but don't start expecting this every time! 8)

Sophie (Whippet/Collie)

Excellent, a training opportunity! If I run over and sit down smartly in front of her mum is supposed to give me sausage. She's getting quite good but not 100% consistent yet, sometimes I just get a fuss and a 'good girl', what's the point of that? There, she got it right that time, but her speed of response still needs some work, shall we try that again mum? :unsure:

Benji (ancient small terrier)

OK, OK, keep your hair on, I may be a bit deaf but there's no need to bellow! I'm just investigating this extremely interesting sniff and I'll be right there. There now, sniff fully investigated, here I come, on my way - oh wait, there's another very interesting sniff which needs to be taken care of, won't be a minute....... :-

Meg (small hairy thing)

My mummy called my name, she neeeeeds meeee. I must ignore everything else and run to her as fast as I possibly can, she neeeeds meeee o:)

Jess (whippet lurcher)

The sky is blue, the trees are green there are birdies in the sky and all is well in lurcher la-la land - oh look, a pretty butterfly. Did someone say something? Ummm where's everybody gone all of a sudden?? :teehee:
 
Brilliant !!

Mine would be -

Buffy - Alright I'll come, but dont think it makes me less of a top dog, I will strut casually back to make it look like I was already coming back anyway as to not lose face in front of the others !

Willow - Yes mum, immediatley, Im such a good girl, and just to prove it I will come back when you call anyone elses name too !!

Susie - Exactly like your Jess ( that really made me smile )

Toby - Theres no need to call my name Mum- I will always be right by your side ( proper mummys boy :b )
 
Love it !!

Individually mine are

Finn ... Hmm, she's calling me, I suppose I better go and see what she wants, it's probably not important, but you never know ... oh well, if I must ...

Tyg ... Ooh, ohh, wonder if it'll be cheese this time, or chewdles, or a hug ... I'm here Mum, what ya got?

Taran ... (who until a week or two ago was connected to me by an invisible piece of elastic, but now ...) I don't have to come back you know, you can't make me, I mean I might come back, but only if I decide I want to ... oops, don't go without me ... coming now ... waaaiiittttt for me!

Collectively though when they are called together there's a moment when they all look at each other to see who will break first ... usually it's Tyg ... and then back they all come ... no doubt with Finn and Taran thinking, Ha, well if he's going we will, can't let him have all the goodies!
 
Dylan: I may come back, but then I may wander away in the opposite direction and ignore you. Oh, if you are getting in the car I suppose I'd better STROLL back.

Poppy: I'm here, no, I'm scared of you and I'm going to run away. Alright, I can see you are getting fed up, I'll come round the car and stand by the tail gate, now you can put my lead on.

Pye: I'm off hunting and deaf to your calls. That now means I can't go running anymore.

Bess the greyhound: I am a bit like Dylan, if I feel like coming back I will, on the other hand there are some very interesting smells over there and I am going to ignore you. I won't run away, just wander about out of reach. Right, you've started the car, so what, I'm going down here. Now where have you gone, it's gone quiet, help, all on my own. I can hear Poppy whining, I'm coming straight away and I'll be good next time. If I remember.

Most of the time they are very good and come when called. Just try it on for fun I am sure.
 
Robbie ,,,,same as his son,Toby,,Im here mum why call me

Gizmo,,Robbies son,,,Who was that calling my name,,,I cant hear you,,,after screaming for 5 mins,,,Ok mum I hear you now,,,but cant you wait till I find the rabbit,,then will ponder over at a snails pace,,looking the other way for the rabbits,,and if he see's one,,he's gone deaf again :wacko:
 
Sounds like I need a Sophie/collie/whippet as my next dog!
 
love it! (w00t)

Star - im down here i was never gone o:)

Ruby - keep running the other way, but just keep an eye on that Star wait see if mums got treats for her then ill go, oh yeah she has quick run fast as i can to get back, if i can get there super fast she will not notice i didnt come straight away :-

Smokey - oh mums calling what should i do, rubys over there she looks like shes having fun, oh but mum might have treats ahh treats or fun with ruby? treats or fun with ruby? wow what was that, ahh it was ruby zoomin to mum, dont leave me!!!! :teehee:

Flip (the cat who comes to the park in the morning) - ill just wait behind the railings untill their all there and distracted by the treats, right quick there not looking run to mums legs, right you three im the boss so drop me a treat! ah i was only joking quick run back to the safty of behind the park railings. phew! :sweating:
 
Love it!!

Molly- huh what was that? hmmm am I hungry? do I want treats? do any bunnies live nearby that need a quick investigation first? ooopppss she's blown her whistle better get back smartish!!

Maia - La la la la !! oh is that my name? where's Molly? FOOD!!!! RUN FAST AS I CAN!!!!
 
Bluebell...I love my mummy...I'm coming :D

Daisy.............................................. ? ........................................................................ ? .................................................................. what? why? in a minute..............................

Just spent over an hour in the field with Bluebells friend who would not come back to her owner...just dance around just out of grasp...cornered her and grabbed her in the end...she is not going off again until they have done some big training sessions and attached some washing line!!!
 
Oh these are just hilarious....... :D :lol:

mine would have to be

Kobi.......well suppose if I just dawdle along it wont matter when I arrive....better late than never.....anyway Ill still get that treat in the end........

Oscar... what does that woman want now, suppose if I look the other way or carry on sniffing...she might not notice Im not on the way.......

Archie...well mmm hard one, :clown: I know she always has lovely treats......but other dogs and rabbits are much more fun.... :-
 
Loving these replies :lol:

Fern -(poodle ) I'm right here beside you , I never leave your side o:)

Dina - ( ancient whippet ) What ............ who ........... where ........

Oh there you are ......... was someone shouting ? :teehee:

Lizzie -(ancient lurcher ) Yeh , yeh I hear you and will be along just as soon as I finish sniffing this really interesting blade of grass :wacko:

Evie ( whippet puppy ) Evie ????? yeh , I think thats what they are calling when they want me (w00t)
 
Brilliant thread. :thumbsup:

Dolly - Why do you bother calling me as I am usually beside your left pocket waiting for the next treat, except of course when I have found some fox poo to roll in which is so much more enjoyable than any treat in your pocket. :-

Remmy - I'm coming as fast as I can. I turn on a sixpence and run so fast that I skid to a halt ready to get my treat, :sweating: except of course if I see a squirrel, and then I don't hear you calling at all!!

Bobby - Hang on a minute or five while I have a good sniff in the grass and cock my leg. When I am ready I'll race towards you for my treat, even though I have totally ignored you for five minutes. Still, you always give me a reward, however long I take to come back, so I never bother to rush myself. :*
 
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Badger......

***sound of thundering paws as he tears towards me at speed!**** "she's got TREATS!!!!"

Bryn...

I'm down here..I'm deaf..if I wander off I've got no idea what's going on so I stay where I can see everyone :))

James...

.***skipping merrily along sniffing away***..." oh she's calling me, if I go back the fun might end...I'll just sniff another 5,000 smells...oh i think she means it!!!...I'll just sniff another 10,000 smells...i'm sure a fox passed this way a decade ago...she's stopped calling me and she's going in the other direction...Sh1t, I better go after them then!!"

Moonpig...."she's calling ME!!! How dare she!!! **sounds of farting** "filthy human what does she want with ME!!" ** sounds of belching and swearing** "I better go back just in case there's something of significance!!" ** sounds of thundering paws on woodland soil and various honking, mooing and unintelligible sounds**

actually they all recall pretty well apart from James who is a beagle, nuff said!!!
 
Fred, " Who's that in the distance waving madly...looks familiar? Oh yes...didn't I come to the park with them....where am I now, I must have wandered off a bit? :wacko: Or is that them over there...maybe I'll just check them out first...no I think I was right first time...they're running towards me now. Oh yes..I remember now!

Stan: " Hmm..she's calling me back. She must have an ulterior motive...let me just scan the horizon...yep thought so, there's another dog coming this way. They are in my park, just who do they think they are!! What's that, a biscuit? A dilemma...see off other dog/biscuit/see off other dog/biscuit....biscuit every time!! :-
 
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Hebe;- (very wilfull but also very greedy lurcher.) Oh she's shouting my name, that means FOOOOOOOD, I'll be right with you. Zoooooommmmmm, I'm here!!!!!!

Scrumpy:- (nervy lurcher, unless there's furry grey things anywhere near in which case she could be half a mile away). Did I hear my name being called in the distance?? Ok better get right back there now. Anyway that darn vermin has got away again...too many trees around here!! Whizzzz, I'm here!!!

Rafferty:- (Slightly dim bedlington terrier. Actually VERY dim beddy) Ok so you are calling my name, so what? I never wanted to come out here into THE OUTSIDE anyway. If you hadn't dragged me out here I'd still be tucked up at home & you wouldn't have to be calling me so who's fault is that then???

So if you want me, come & get me cos I'm not about to break into a trot for anyone. And you can keep your rotten old treats anyway. So there!!!!!
 
:lol: great thread!

 

Blue: What's she going on about now??? Oh ... is that a tennis ball .... it is!!! tennis ball, tennis ball, tennis ball, oops! I seem to have knocked her over!

 

Alfie: I's comin' ... I wuuuv yooouuuuuuuu!
 
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Fred, " Who's that in the distance waving madly...looks familiar? Oh yes...didn't I come to the park with them....where am I now, I must have wandered off a bit? :wacko: Or is that them over there...maybe I'll just check them out first...no I think I was right first time...they're running towards me now. Oh yes..I remember now!
Stan: " Hmm..she's calling me back. She must have an ulterior motive...let me just scan the horizon...yep thought so, there's another dog coming this way. They are in my park, just who do they think they are!! What's that, a biscuit? A dilemma...see off other dog/biscuit/see off other dog/biscuit....biscuit every time!! :-

Mine are the same as Stan, but unfortunatly 'see off the other dog ' always wins. :angry:
 
Fern~in my own time ,when I'm ready. :-

Homer~yes mummy I'm such a good boy. :wub:

L.e ~do I have to? :p

Ziggy~just 2 more mins. :-

Rosie~No I'm not hearing you. :lol:

Mr Foxy~Oh mummy I love you,so here I come. :wub:

Flight~Fox poo is much more to my liking. :x

Harry~Yes after I finished looking at that hole in the fence. :-

Shakira~Well I'm off see you later. ;)

Chase~I will come after I've chased Dream around the field again. :lol:

Dream~I'm here, tell that Chase to go away. :wub:
 

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