For mine it would be something like:
Taz (Saluki X) **30 second delay while he works out what's in it for him**
Well, OK then, having considered the options and scanned the horizon and not seen anything more interesting to do, and given that you might have sausage then just this once I will do as I'm asked - but don't start expecting this every time! 8)
Sophie (Whippet/Collie)
Excellent, a training opportunity! If I run over and sit down smartly in front of her mum is supposed to give me sausage. She's getting quite good but not 100% consistent yet, sometimes I just get a fuss and a 'good girl', what's the point of that? There, she got it right that time, but her speed of response still needs some work, shall we try that again mum? :unsure:
Benji (ancient small terrier)
OK, OK, keep your hair on, I may be a bit deaf but there's no need to bellow! I'm just investigating this extremely interesting sniff and I'll be right there. There now, sniff fully investigated, here I come, on my way - oh wait, there's another very interesting sniff which needs to be taken care of, won't be a minute....... :-
Meg (small hairy thing)
My mummy called my name, she neeeeeds meeee. I must ignore everything else and run to her as fast as I possibly can, she neeeeds meeee o
Jess (whippet lurcher)
The sky is blue, the trees are green there are birdies in the sky and all is well in lurcher la-la land - oh look, a pretty butterfly. Did someone say something? Ummm where's everybody gone all of a sudden?? :teehee:
Taz (Saluki X) **30 second delay while he works out what's in it for him**
Well, OK then, having considered the options and scanned the horizon and not seen anything more interesting to do, and given that you might have sausage then just this once I will do as I'm asked - but don't start expecting this every time! 8)
Sophie (Whippet/Collie)
Excellent, a training opportunity! If I run over and sit down smartly in front of her mum is supposed to give me sausage. She's getting quite good but not 100% consistent yet, sometimes I just get a fuss and a 'good girl', what's the point of that? There, she got it right that time, but her speed of response still needs some work, shall we try that again mum? :unsure:
Benji (ancient small terrier)
OK, OK, keep your hair on, I may be a bit deaf but there's no need to bellow! I'm just investigating this extremely interesting sniff and I'll be right there. There now, sniff fully investigated, here I come, on my way - oh wait, there's another very interesting sniff which needs to be taken care of, won't be a minute....... :-
Meg (small hairy thing)
My mummy called my name, she neeeeeds meeee. I must ignore everything else and run to her as fast as I possibly can, she neeeeds meeee o
Jess (whippet lurcher)
The sky is blue, the trees are green there are birdies in the sky and all is well in lurcher la-la land - oh look, a pretty butterfly. Did someone say something? Ummm where's everybody gone all of a sudden?? :teehee: