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[lillybet]

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[SIZE=21pt]MORE GREAT ONES PAINTED LADY[/SIZE]

trouble is you are upseting my hubby as I am spending too much time here reading them

Lillibet

 

[poacherspocket]

May i on the behalf of all the brothers on here say......that is pretty much bang on, though  maybe number 9 should be repeated far more often  :- "  :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]number 9? whats one of those :- " :wacko: :blink: [/SIZE]

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you know thats exactley the response i expected :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

 

[poacherspocket]

[SIZE=21pt]Well I like your jokes[/SIZE]

I only started reading this to find out what no 9 was  :lol:   :lol:

boy have I learned alot 

Lillibet

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for future referance as far as men are concernd,after water and food (sometimes not even after) no 9 is imperetive for existance :- " :- " :- " :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]Well I like your jokes[/SIZE]

I only started reading this to find out what no 9 was  :lol:   :lol:

boy have I learned alot 

Lillibet

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for future referance as far as men are concernd,after water and food (sometimes not even after) no 9 is imperetive for existance :- " :- " :- " :- "

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just like a man to say that.................. :- "

 

[poacherspocket]

[SIZE=21pt]Well I like your jokes[/SIZE]

I only started reading this to find out what no 9 was  :lol:   :lol:

boy have I learned alot 

Lillibet

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for future referance as far as men are concernd,after water and food (sometimes not even after) no 9 is imperetive for existance :- " :- " :- " :- "

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just like a man to say that.................. :- "

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just like a woman to think otherwise :- "

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]Well I like your jokes[/SIZE]

I only started reading this to find out what no 9 was  :lol:   :lol:

boy have I learned alot 

Lillibet

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for future referance as far as men are concernd,after water and food (sometimes not even after) no 9 is imperetive for existance :- " :- " :- " :- "

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just like a man to say that.................. :- "

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just like a woman to think otherwise :- "

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just like a man to answer back :- "

 

[poacherspocket]

[SIZE=21pt]Well I like your jokes[/SIZE]

I only started reading this to find out what no 9 was  :lol:   :lol:

boy have I learned alot 

Lillibet

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for future referance as far as men are concernd,after water and food (sometimes not even after) no 9 is imperetive for existance :- " :- " :- " :- "

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just like a man to say that.................. :- "

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just like a woman to think otherwise :- "

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just like a man to answer back :- "

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just like awoman to want the last word

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]Well I like your jokes[/SIZE]

I only started reading this to find out what no 9 was  :lol:   :lol:

boy have I learned alot 

Lillibet

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for future referance as far as men are concernd,after water and food (sometimes not even after) no 9 is imperetive for existance :- " :- " :- " :- "

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just like a man to say that.................. :- "

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just like a woman to think otherwise :- "

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just like a man to answer back :- "

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just like awoman to want the last word

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:- "

 

[Painted Lady]

Gary and Lorne were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary

glanced over and noticed that Lorne's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

"Wow," Gary said.

"I've never seen one like that before."

"Like what?" Lorne said.

"All twisted like a corkscrew," Gary said.

"Well, what's yours like?" Lorne said.

"Straight, like normal," Gary said.

"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Lorne said.

Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown

prior to putting it back in his pants.

"What did you do that for?"

asked Lorne.

"Shaking off the excess drops," replied Gary.

"Like normal."

"Cripes," Lorne said.

"And all these years I've been wringing it." (w00t)

 

[hely]

pmsl.............i like that one (w00t)

 

[trac]

thats better sarah :teehee:

 

[Painted Lady]

Two old friends/enemies who love to take the **** out of each other are in a

bar, drinking. One reaches over and feels the other's bald head.

"Good God! This feels just like my wife's ass!" The man whose head it is runs

his hand over it, too.

"So it does! So it does!" (w00t)

 

[hely]

4 out 10 for that one :- "

 

[trac]

10 out 10 for that one :- "

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[hely]

10 out 10 for that one :- "

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oi you pack it in :blink:

 

[trac]

10 out 10 for that one :- "

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oi you pack it in :blink:

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what me what have i done

 

[Painted Lady]

thank you helen...knew you love my jokes....i will keep putting more and more and more and more on :wacko:

 

[trac]

HELY IM REALLY,REALLY SORRY DONT SHOUT AT ME I WONT DO IT AGAIN :sweating: :sweating:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]instead of taking the mickey i would like to see you two do better :thumbsup: [/SIZE] [SIZE=30pt]you wont beat my gags.....never[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

i would love to do better sarah, but i know how you think you are the best and i dont want to ruin it for you :- "