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SARAH ........................... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[nicolaandbonnie]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Painted Lady]

you should be glad your not here short arse.........i would sort you out :- "

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[SIZE=14pt]ha ha!!! i laugh in your face!!![/SIZE]

 

[trac]

you should be glad your not here short arse.........i would sort you out :- "

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[SIZE=14pt]ha ha!!! i laugh in your face!!![/SIZE]

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NO YOUR NOT TALL ENOUGH TO LAUGH IN HELY'S FACE SARAH:-"

 

[Painted Lady]

hilarious...............enjoy it do you??? taking the rise out of my height....

 

[trac]

hilarious...............enjoy it do you??? taking the rise out of my height....

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OR LACK OF IT

 

[hely]

you should be glad your not here short arse.........i would sort you out :- "

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[SIZE=14pt]ha ha!!! i laugh in your face!!![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]no sarah, you laugh in my chest...........shorty :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]not with my killer high heels on..hah!!![/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]suck on that![/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]not with my killer high heels on..hah!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]suck on that![/SIZE]

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depends how big it is sarah :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]anything would fit in your pan mouth............... :- " [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]not with my killer high heels on..hah!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]suck on that![/SIZE]

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depends how big it is sarah :- "

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[hely]

 

[Painted Lady]

irate:

 

[trac]

>_<

 

[Painted Lady]

There was this boy in high school that was what you would

consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement

of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look

what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of

soil and instantly grass started to grow.

Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked

his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.

His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then

dad would have to buy him a convertable.

Dad agreed.

The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his

dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told

him that he had something to show him. They went to the front

yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.

The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."

The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is

from your mother." (w00t)

 

[trac]

whats a vial sarah :blink:

 

[Painted Lady]

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

- How did you get their little legs apart? (w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I

can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see

what I can do."

The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off

your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the

way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put

your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health,"

he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either." (w00t)

 

[hely]

oh god sarah, will you stop, they are rubbish :blink:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt]balls! you are just peeved cos they are better than your pathetic attempts.....[/SIZE]