Do You Wear Crocs....shame On You !!

[stormydog]

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OMG ive just been doing a bitve Tescoing and to my horror i counted 13 pairs of those vile disgusting excuses for lazy-peoples-shoes :x

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CROC WEARERS...????? Have you no dignity at all

I ask every minger i see why they wear them....heres a few "excuses"....

“I got them for gardening.” Then why are you wearing them in a restaurant/church/shop/dog show

“They help my vericose veins .” .... So does morphine and beer and you dont look a prick (oops.. sometimes).

“I wear them when Im travelling.” ...so now youve stopped ..Get them offff !

“I can wash them in the dishwasher.” .....never ever ask me round for dinner !

“They’re so comfortable.” ....So are my Calvins but im not walking thru with them bad boys on display.

Theyre for loafy people with stinking feet who cant be arsed showering and putting on clean socks each day, unless youre part of the lower echelons of Croc Wearers who have the balls to wear them with...SOCKS !

I swear these people should be shot in full view of a crowd of clean feeted people..and their Crocs melted down and dripped onto their eyes before the trigger is pulled.

ok I think that little kids look adorable in them. And if grown-ups want to wear them in the comfort of their own homes, then by all means. But these shoes are not suitable for public consumption. Ever !

The bottom line is this: wearing Crocs around the house is totally fine. Because everyone has their secret only in the house attire mines a pair of fishnet tights but i wouldnt step outside in them...not in a short skirt anyway, however,

you can express your individual style and be comfortable without violating The Humfs First Rule of Fashion: Never wear anything in public that you wouldn’t want who you fancy to see you in. One well known dog racer was at the same show as me...he left them by his van....luckily for him the lighter i borrowed to set them ablaze wouldnt go....oh soooo lucky you were you stinky slob :lol: Some people are even Multiple Croc owners-the shame of it !!

Just wait till you read all the excuses for wearing these....Listen chums IF YOU GET SMELLY FEET WASH THE DAMN THINGS DONT TRY AND JUST AIR THEM WHILST WALKING ABOUT !

SO LEAVE THE CROCS FOR EASTERN BLOCK PEOPLE, AND SET THEM DOWN BEFORE YOU GET HURT OR SHOT

One last word.....imagine the depths you mustve crawled to to buy CROC copys ..oh my good fxxk !

 

[Esty]

Haha, guess you don't like Crocs, then??

There's a group on facebook that I'm a member of. It's called 'I don't care how comfy your Crocs are, you look like a dumbass..'

 

[jinnyfizz]

Do you mean this sort of person? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TIGGERGOULD]

right mr stormy!!!

i am a croc wearer!!! :alien: ...i have five pairs

orange, blue, white, white with flowers and black!!! :clown:

have u a ctually tried wearing them?...mind u saying that i think blokes look stupid in them :clown:

they are fantastic for going to dogshows and tesco`s...ohhh and driving!! 8)

when u get to my age comfort comes b4 fahion a nd yes they are extremelly comfortable!!

did you know that they even make booty ones with sheep skin linning? :lol: i am currently trying to find camo ones for those long nights ahead!! -_-

 

[whippetsrus]

pmsl

 

[teachtrinity]

love it and do agree, except.......

I have some lovely mary-jane style crocs, which look nothing like the usual yukky crocs but are just as comfy

www.alltheshoes.co.uk/ crocs/crocs_alice.html

(just in case anyone is curious to see them )

 

[Hula]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[k4tie-d]

i must confess, i have a pair of crocs, and i bought them for wearing to the beach with the dogs,

and that is pretty much what i wear them for, unless maybe to hang my washing out in the garden :-

although i agree with you that they dont look great on adults, kids are a different story.

my kids LOVE their corcs and in summer where them nearly every day, :thumbsup:

 

[haycroft]

i wear cloggs instead..last alot longer and at least you can polish them and alot more sturder

i dont own a pair of crocs

yuk...wash them in the dishwasher

 

[bertha]

Clogs, crocs, not much difference really. Crocs are very comfortable, I walk my dogs, drive, shop while wearing mine. It has nothing to do with smelly feet, you can wash them everyday, along with your feet :lol: Great on the beach too. Virtually impossible to wear out, last for ages.

:cheers:

 

[hely]

I was the proud owner of some pink crocs :- ......i used them for going back and forth to the freezer which is in the garage.......but since i was so horribly bullied by a certain painted lady i came to my senses and threw them out.......i would just like to say...i never ever went out in pubic in them :b

ashamed from didcot :b

 

[Finleyfoofoo]

How very dare you Stormy!!!!I love my crocs.I do only wear them when camping,but they are brilliant.

And no,my feet do,nt stink

Since when have you been a Gok,yes i said Gok!!!!!!

Love ya Johnxxx

 

[fallenangel]

this house is a croc free zone non of us have even had them and never will. and i dont think anyone's even been here wearing the horrid things i dont like closed shoes in the summer whats wrong with sandals but do your feet moisturise your feet first and get your toenails done

 

[pepa]

sorry john wear my FAKE ones in the CARAVAN.

 

[Painted Lady]

nuff said

 

[dorris]

PMSL :lol: :lol: your so funny john.

 

[Macha]

oh, I am so relieved I decided to lace up my hiking boots rather than slip into a pair of crocs before heading to Birr on Saturday (Stormydog was there and might have meted punishment)!

 

[stormydog]

Well im dumfounded to read some of these admissions I CRINGE for you....wanton unabashed admissions of crimes against footwear is unforgiveable therefore i chose to end our friendships instantly if not sooner

Sue Linger..."Lighter of Farts....Wearer of FAKE CROCS"....i cast thee to a pit of moulten multicoloured rubber ! How could you ? If you hadve told me you needed another £1 to buy real Crocs i wouldve gave you it...then tripped you up on the first public outing of those DEVILS CLOVEN HOOF SHOES ! :devil:

Gaynor Rowe...im in dismay The K9 model falls from grace...(hopefully cos her rubber strap was too loose). What are you doing ?? Atleast you couldve worn Prada stiletto Crocs ffsake...but noooooo you chose to join the ranks of the Stinking Feet Brigade........one word GUTTED :'(

Haycroft my dear, if you think Clogs take any of the shame away from you..youre wrong....Clogs are for Geography teachers creepy Dentists and WANNA BE CROCOLITES ! :ermm:

Katie-D Garden usage is still an outdoor offence !! GUILTY ! Imagine me having a Gin n Tonic next door and hearing this sweet accent from over the fence....peeping over AND SEEING THOSE BASTRDS ON YER FEET !! Id be over there in a second hanging you up beside your "i love crocs" tee-shirt on the line !!

Whats worrying me is those who have read this post whilst standing in a pair.....dont worry ive got spys out and about.....you will be named and shamed.....LIKE THIS BIG BIRD HERE......

AND EVEN WORSE...This one was seen reading here....she had the balls to "hold her head high" too im sure !

sorry chum youre the first one to be publically outed

busted !

AND FINALLY YOU FOOTWEAR SIMPLETONS....NEVER FORGET...

john...burner of rubber

 

[teachtrinity]

Gaynor Rowe...im in dismay The K9 model falls from grace...(hopefully cos her rubber strap was too loose). What are you doing ?? Atleast you couldve worn Prada stiletto Crocs ffsake...but noooooo you chose to join the ranks of the Stinking Feet Brigade........one word GUTTED :'(

John I object!! Mine are not the gopping crocs, mine are nice ones, they don't even look like crocs!!

check out the pics of them if you can climb down off your high horse LOL

www.alltheshoes.co.uk/ crocs/crocs_alice.html

 

[hely]

Gaynor Rowe...im in dismay The K9 model falls from grace...(hopefully cos her rubber strap was too loose). What are you doing ?? Atleast you couldve worn Prada stiletto Crocs ffsake...but noooooo you chose to join the ranks of the Stinking Feet Brigade........one word GUTTED :'(

John I object!! Mine are not the gopping crocs, mine are nice ones, they don't even look like crocs!!

check out the pics of them if you can climb down off your high horse LOL

www.alltheshoes.co.uk/ crocs/crocs_alice.html

you tell him gaynor.....