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[SIZE=21pt]everyone is offline sarah wants to mess about[/SIZE]

 

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[SIZE=21pt]BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]ive got my mum here and shes not shut up yet :lol: [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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[SIZE=21pt] (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) good one :thumbsup: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

If you're in a long-term relationship, try the following to spice up your sex life: Get your lover, blindfold them, get some ropes and chains and tie them very tightly to the bed. Then go and have sex with someone else

 

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[SIZE=21pt]OH HELLO TRISH :* DIDNT SEE YOU THERE :teehee: [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]OH HELLO TRISH :* DIDNT SEE YOU THERE :teehee: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]nice to see you having fun sarah,im bored too [/SIZE]

 

[AnnSa]

[SIZE=14pt]Yoo hoo Sarah[/SIZE]

 

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[SIZE=21pt]hi ann :* :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

The silent fart

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "

I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

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[SIZE=21pt]trace...how many times,shut the door when you are in the shower.....[/SIZE]

 

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[SIZE=21pt]who's up for a maccy d's????[/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]hmmmm,maybe not[/SIZE]

 

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[SIZE=21pt]still bored................[/SIZE]

 

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[SIZE=21pt]coooooiiieeeeeeeeeee ladies!!!! [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]trace...how many times,shut the door when you are in the shower.....[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]omg trac you look like youve lost a bit of weight hun,nickys diet thread must be working for you (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

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[SIZE=21pt]IF ONLY................[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

WHAT THE FECK IS GOING ON...............

we were meant to be going out tonight with friends, we go out with them most weekends, they are also friends of louise who passed away on tuesday...........anyhow got a hone call earlier, Darren had a heart attack last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lucky for him it was a mild one, and hes doing ok :luck:

he nearly died of cancer in his 20's!! and now this!! he was 40 just before christmas!!

cant frigging believe it

christ im full of happy news lately arent i :- "

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]god hely you are getting a lot of bad news ,sorry about your friend but glad it wasnt a big one and now they should be able to sort him out so it hopefully wont happen again :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

WHAT THE FECK IS GOING ON...............
we were meant to be going out tonight with friends, we go out with them most weekends, they are also friends of louise who passed away on tuesday...........anyhow got a hone call earlier, Darren had a heart attack last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lucky for him it was a mild one, and hes doing ok :luck:

he nearly died of cancer in his 20's!! and now this!! he was 40 just before christmas!!

cant frigging believe it

christ im full of happy news lately arent i :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]POOR YOU HELY SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE ALL THE BAD LUCK I HOPE YOURE FRIENDS GOING TO BE OK :huggles: [/SIZE]