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[jinnyfizz]

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[SIZE=21pt]doing tomatoes on toast with black pepper....oh why did i bring up the egg episode??? keep thinking about it clinging on the side of my sink :x   :x   :x   damn tesco's barn eggs[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt] :lol: :lol: Only Tesco could call a large steel shed with cages in it a barn (w00t) (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]omg i type better when i am pissed :wacko: :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]omg i type better when i am pissed :wacko:   :wacko: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]thats true sarah[/SIZE] :huggles:

 

[jinnyfizz]

[SIZE=14pt] :teehee: So does that mean when there's no mistakes we're to assume you've partaken of the essential clear liquid of life?? :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt] :teehee: So does that mean when there's no mistakes we're to assume you've partaken of the essential clear liquid of life?? :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]correct.....[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]poor hely having to work she will be worn out bless[/SIZE] :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]bless her....you dont know what that feels like do ya trace??? to be worn out after working hard.... :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]where is our patricia today?.....i am going address her in her full name today i think...[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]where is nicola too?.....[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]she's busy giving Graham his dinner...well i think thats what she said she was giving him [/SIZE] :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]still hungry trace....get your northern drummers down here and take me out to lunch :teehee: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]good day to you patricia :* [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]still hungry trace....get your northern drummers down here and take me out to lunch :teehee: [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]on my way sarah[/SIZE] :huggles:

 

[jinnyfizz]

[SIZE=14pt]Heya Trish[/SIZE]

Howarydoinov??

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]oh dear..one of the dogs has let one rip... :x :x :x thats bad..think its murph...he is looking very smug sat in his basket and the other 3 have scarpered.....evil[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]Heya Trish[/SIZE]Howarydoinov??

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[SIZE=21pt]think trish has fell a sleep jane,speaking of sleep isnt it time for your nap?[/SIZE] :- "

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]she's busy giving Graham his dinner...well i think thats what she said she was giving him [/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]he had his dinner and as buggared off again,hes driving me nutty these days,must be nice to be single :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

Standing outside a pet shop, a man sees a sign in a window that reads, 'Talking dog for sale'. Intrigued, the man asks the shopkeeper to show him the dog.

"You talk?" the man asks the dog.

"Yep," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?" the man says.

"Well, I discovered this gift pretty young, and approached the Government," the dog begins. "In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in on meetings involving world leaders, eavesdropping. Later, I decided to settle down and took a job as an undercover security guard at an airport. Here, I thwarted a hijacking, was given a huge bonus by my boss and was able to retire."

Amazed, the man asks the shopkeeper how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," he replies.

"This dog is amazing," the man says. "Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff." (w00t) (w00t)

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]SARAH THATS CRAP[/SIZE] :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

A woman goes for her annual checkup and is told she only has 24 hours to live. She rushed home, explains to her husband and says: "I want to spend my last night having wild, crazy sex."

"Well, that's easy for you to say," her husband replies, "you don't have to get up in the morning."