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[SIZE=21pt]TRAC!!!! WHAT YOU DOIN OUT?????[/SIZE]YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME TONIGHT :angry:

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[SIZE=14pt]Best ground her for not doing as she is told ) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]NO JANE WONT DO THAT PAT[/SIZE] :sweating:

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[SIZE=14pt] THAT'S BLACKMAIL!!!!! (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt] DOUBLE TROUBLE[/SIZE]

 

[BlueNoise]

[SIZE=21pt]TRAC!!!! WHAT YOU DOIN OUT?????[/SIZE]YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME TONIGHT :angry:

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[SIZE=14pt]Best ground her for not doing as she is told ) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]NO JANE WONT DO THAT PAT[/SIZE] :sweating:

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[SIZE=14pt]Think she will either that or the naughty step[/SIZE] [SIZE=14pt] THAT'S BLACKMAIL!!!!! (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt] DOUBLE TROUBLE[/SIZE]

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[jinnyfizz]

[SIZE=21pt]TRAC!!!! WHAT YOU DOIN OUT?????[/SIZE]YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME TONIGHT :angry:

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[SIZE=14pt]Best ground her for not doing as she is told ) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]NO JANE WONT DO THAT PAT[/SIZE] :sweating:

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[SIZE=14pt] THAT'S BLACKMAIL!!!!! (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt] DOUBLE TROUBLE[/SIZE]

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YOU WAIT TIL I SEE YOU TOMORROW YOUNG LADY :angry:

YOU'LL HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, SO YOU WILL

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]TRAC!!!! WHAT YOU DOIN OUT?????[/SIZE]YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME TONIGHT :angry:

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[SIZE=14pt]Best ground her for not doing as she is told ) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]NO JANE WONT DO THAT PAT[/SIZE] :sweating:

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[SIZE=14pt] THAT'S BLACKMAIL!!!!! (w00t) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt] DOUBLE TROUBLE[/SIZE]

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YOU WAIT TIL I SEE YOU TOMORROW YOUNG LADY :angry:

YOU'LL HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, SO YOU WILL

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[SIZE=14pt]OH DEAR THIS DOESNT SOUND GOOD[/SIZE]

 

[BlueNoise]

Think a lot of grovelling will need to be done to Jane :- "

 

[jinnyfizz]

[SIZE=14pt]SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, PAT [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]suppose i had better get the kids up [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]alright trace??[/SIZE]

shite weather here...how about with you?

sid had broke his glasses,again, so got to try to get him in at opticians and coco needs her booster jab...exciting news isnt it...thought you would love to hear about my day :wacko: :wacko:

 

[Painted Lady]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]WEATHER NOT SO GOOD HERE SARAH HOPE YOU GET SIDS GLASSES SORTED EXCITING LIVES WE LIVE[/SIZE] (w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]really exciting!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]school run!!! see ya laters hunnybunny!![/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]MORNING FOLK [/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]raining here now ,ahh well best stay indoors today then :wacko: [/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]whats new!!!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

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trish!![/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]got sidney in at opticians for 4pm tonight [/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]he is terrible at looking after his glasses...bloody nightmare[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

A chav walks into a pub, orders a pint and puts some money into the jukebox.

As the coin drops, the machine shouts out: "Sod off! I'm not playing that shit!"

The bemused chav looks at the bartender and says, "That jukebox is well out of order…"

(w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN...

? You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

? You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

? Job interfering with your drinking.

? Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

? Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.

? The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

? Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

? Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

? You can focus better with one eye closed.

? The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

? Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

? Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

? Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you

? At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

? Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

? You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

? The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

 

[Painted Lady]

Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied the second. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"