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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders up to the end of the bar. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom and it was really sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me...." Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad---you're drunk again!"

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[Painted Lady]

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"

"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"

"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.

The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"

"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.

"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"

With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.

"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"

"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."

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[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]hi sarah,you bored again (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

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[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]AFTERNOON LADIES AND KELLY[/SIZE] :huggles:

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=21pt]AFTERNOON LOVERS :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=14pt]AFTERNOON LADIES AND KELLY[/SIZE] :huggles:

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AFTRENOON LADIES AND THE WENCH :- "

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]NICKY KELLYS CALLING YOU A WENCH[/SIZE] :- "

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=14pt]NICKY KELLYS CALLING YOU A WENCH[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]TRAC YOU KNOW THAT WAS FOR YOU [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]NICKY KELLYS CALLING YOU A WENCH[/SIZE] :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]TRAC YOU KNOW THAT WAS FOR YOU [/SIZE]

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[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]hehe[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]SARAH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE[/SIZE]

 

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[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]hey trish...just seen those emails from you!!! i hardly go on msn so only just seen them (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

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[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]HELLO SARAH BORED ARE WE[/SIZE] :*

[SIZE=14pt]ITS POURING DOWN HERE WE HAD JUST SET OFF ON A WALK [/SIZE] :angry:

 

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