If Your Dog Was Human....

[J.T.]

Join our free community today.

Connect with other like-minded dog lovers!

Login or Register

This started with one of those daft conversations that we had when a few of us got together walking the dogs. It can get a bit silly :lol:

My friend said her black lab bitch would be a nurse, probably matron, because she fusses round the others looking out for them :b

Heres my suggestions.

Hebe...she would have to be the local toutist info spokeswoman as she has to know what's going on at all times & likes to tell eveyone else all about it, loudly

Town Crier would also be an option.

Scrumpy would be a ballerina, she is soooo delicate & agile, she practically floats :wub:

Rafferty, well we all know Raffy wouldn't be able to hold down a job so he would have to do something like voluntary work, provided he didn't have to go outside or move around too much of course -_-

Now it's your turn.....

 

[Trish]

i think our phoebe would be a ballerina too,because she is so dainty and she walks with a spring in her step :blink:

think millie would make a good ice skater because she throws runs about and changes directions so easily. :lol:

kiplin: urmm hes would be an accountant as he always checks what treats the girls have and will keep checking until they eaten them,ok he is strange sometimes,but sweet with it. :wub:

 

[EMILY]

Zair would be a gardener as he loves being outside at any opportunity, he is very good at pruning plants and loves to dig big holes in the soil. Failing this, he would also make a very good grave digger as apart from the digging of large holes, he is also a very sympathetic dog who is allows prepared to give us his shoulder to cry on.

 

[alfyn]

Well Flyn definitley thinks he has blue blood in his veins,so he's have to be a noble King

Poppy would have to be his Queen as she love's him to bits & has quite a contrairy air about herself!

& as for Murph,well he'd definitely have to be the court jester as he's a looney:clown:

Izzy would definitely be their nursemaid as she hours fussing & cleaning everyone :blink:

 

[Paula Roberts]

Dont think any of mine would have jobs theyd all be in the loony bin, as there all mental. :lol:

 

[jezza]

Molly would be a supermodel :*

Lenny would be the village idiot :clown:

 

[dana]

i think dana would be a refferee cos if two big dogs are fighting or playing rough u can bet she will be in the middle of them having a do at them both! bless her she is only 10inch at the withers and thinks she is a rottie (w00t)

 

[zilloot]

Dont think any of mine would have jobs theyd all be in the loony bin, as there all mental. :lol:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) :lol: :lol: PMSL :lol:

 

[»Tina«]

well it's easy for Binx and Indi, them 2 would be boyfriends (proberly in the fashion industry) (w00t) they are always loving each other, hate the mud, rain, cold, don't like to get thier paws wet and lick each other dry, and have a thing for anything pink and fluffy lmao!

Chance would be a Paris Hilton type, spoilt, pampered, and waitied on 24/7, demanding too, a right diva! :thumbsup:

Lexi would be a judge, she puts the rest of the pups in thier place, and sends them to prison (thier bed) deffo a top dog (w00t)

 

[zilloot]

Brilliant thread!!!

Milly-lab would work as a sofa because the iggies keep sitting on her :wacko: .

Morgan (whippie) wouldn't work because she really is a Duchess and we are her ladies-in-waiting. o

Zinzin (Morgan's daughter) would be a scientist because she's the nervous brainy type :- " .

Pheonix (Morgan's son) would be a fop and a dilettante because he takes after his Mum (w00t) He would probably be a violinist but not a terribly good one :lol: .

The Supermodel... well she always has been a Supermodel :thumbsup: She has actually worked for me as an artist's model too (and been paid in chicken).

Zoomie (iggy) - he's a television presenter with a huge house with cars and a pool but he's one of the planet's nicest guys too and looks after the environment and gives huge wads of cash to charities without anyone knowing.

Lottie (iggy) - she's an opera singer. She wears feather boas, has a chauffeur (me) and has a wardrobe the size of a house for all her costumes. She's at the beginning of her career so probably only sings Mozart so far and will sing Wagner in her forties...

:thumbsup:

 

[Rae]

Leia wouldnt be able to hold a job down as she would have too many days off sick... :- "

Star would be a children's entertainer as she is so good natured and likes to have fun.

Vader would be a prison guard as he likes to patrol his borders and make sure that everything is correct, as well as keeping the dogs in their place (apart from Holly)

Holly is tougher than she looks so would be a Nikita type character, looks can be deceiving.

Tie would be able to turn her hand to anything, and she likes to fuss over everyone so I'm going to say that she would be a nurse too. (Who went out to play frisbee on her lunch break :b )

Lucas would definately be an athlete as he is lithe, fit, determined and competitive. He'd be no good in the relay tho as he wouldnt hand over the baton :b

 

[EJW]

Amber - ESS would run a greasy spoon cafe!

Hero - Whippet would be a lavatory & body part inspector. He'd be a very enthusiastic employee :- "

Folly - Whippet would be a threat analyst because he's always seeing danger, plots & disaster lurking at every corner

Evie - Whippet would be a supermodel, wearing only the most expensive designer clothes & shoes :- "

Gracie - Whippet would be a mother's help because she failed all her exams at school (poor Gracie isn't very bright) so couldn't fulfill her ambition to be a fully trained Nanny :wacko:

Wee Georgia - IG is already an international supermodel & is currently employed modelling outfits on Ebay

 

[trac]

i think Tia would be a thief (w00t) not a good one though as she always gets caught !!

 

[chelynnah]

Savannah would be royalty. But her second job would be a police officer. We often call her the 'fun police' here.

Chelsea would be a security guard, but would also coach kiddie sports in her spare time.

Teya would be a landscaper (possibly with Chelsea's help) and professional Whiner. In her spare time she'd take up Olympic high jumping.

Wendy

 

[jok]

Frankie would be a thief for two reasons.....

1. He is one in the doggy world and can't resist pinching :- "

2. It would be a good excuse for mummy to arrest him and take him to work with her (he loves his mum, so anyway he can be with her the better) (w00t) :lol:

Chloe would be a security guard - but one who's a bit lazy and snoozes off if no one is looking. She does like looking after the Whippets and me on walks.

Holly would be far too important to do a proper day's work - she'd be an 'IT GIRL' 8) (w00t)

 

[kris]

robin would be a nightclub bouncer cos hes bossy and full of himself and likes to push the other dogs around and be in charge.

lulu would be a lady of leisure who would sleep till midday then go out eating dainty lunches with her friends o

chubby would be a big fat sumo wrestler :b

buffy would definitely be a nurse,she fusses over anyone who is ill :wub:

nelly would be a highly strung soprano(she could also double as chicken little as she thinks the sky is always falling in cos the cats keep diving on her from great heights or knocking things over that make her jump and convince her the sky IS falling in) :lol:

riley would be a gay game show presenter like dale winton,as hes as camp as a row of tents! :- "

jeebs would be a hardworking, self employed businessman,always looking for an opportunity to make more money and do well :thumbsup:

dobby would be a chav from leigh! :lol:

 

[Joanna]

Archie would be an actor......Only Shakespeare my dear, and make sure it's a tragedy where he can show off the sad look to it's full effect.

Fynn would still be a dog, but a performing one in the circus, doing tricks, jumping through hoops and riding on the back of motorbikes (to entertain the humans). He just couldn't be a human.......far too much dog about him

 

[sassy]

saffi would be a tv critic

 

[Julie D]

Ella would be a driving instructor/ear doctor as she sits in OH's wagon and gets driven around all day but sometimes pounces on the controls then tries to lick all the way down his ears !

but the rest of the time she's be quality control in the cushion factory , laying on anything soft to test it's ability to keep a whippet comfy

 

[wild whippies]

dobby would be a chav from leigh! :lol:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Yeah all he's lacking is a can of special brew!