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Once upon a time in a small town in Kent, there lived a creature from outer space.This creature was dark in colour and had a slightly bristly coat,it was given to episodes of madness,was very uncouth and considered itself a being of higher intelligence than mankind! (w00t)
This creature had adopted a rather unsuspecting family when they thought they had gone to buy a dog.The people in this family thought they were purchasing a wonderful pedigree creature,the best that money could buy!! Little did they know,at the start,that they had taken home with them, something that was part dog,part monkey,part pig and a little bit of something else as yet unidentifiable!!! :lol:
In the beginning this thing seemed almost canine in it's behaviours and physical appearance( albeit with a touch of monkey).However,as will often happen,things are not always what they appear.
It was eventually discovered that this creature,far from being an actual dog,was indeed something from another planet and after several months of trying to decipher what it really was, the family were convinced it came from the moon,due to its proximity to earth and given its bristly coat, it was aptly named Moonpig :lol:
As time went on, the Moonpig adapted to life on earth and apart from a few transgressions and a couple of violent crimes it seemed to fit in quite well.
It lived for five years fairly happily with real canines and blended in quite well....
Moonpig did have issues with human feet and their proximity, often leaving a room at speed if feet should so much as twitch within ten feet of her! She also had problems overcoming her sense of superiority and whether humans were actually allowed to inhale as well as exhale in her presence!!! (w00t)
After five years had passed a very sad event happened for the family and the Moonpig's best friend went out one day and never came home.....
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This creature had adopted a rather unsuspecting family when they thought they had gone to buy a dog.The people in this family thought they were purchasing a wonderful pedigree creature,the best that money could buy!! Little did they know,at the start,that they had taken home with them, something that was part dog,part monkey,part pig and a little bit of something else as yet unidentifiable!!! :lol:
In the beginning this thing seemed almost canine in it's behaviours and physical appearance( albeit with a touch of monkey).However,as will often happen,things are not always what they appear.
It was eventually discovered that this creature,far from being an actual dog,was indeed something from another planet and after several months of trying to decipher what it really was, the family were convinced it came from the moon,due to its proximity to earth and given its bristly coat, it was aptly named Moonpig :lol:
As time went on, the Moonpig adapted to life on earth and apart from a few transgressions and a couple of violent crimes it seemed to fit in quite well.
It lived for five years fairly happily with real canines and blended in quite well....
Moonpig did have issues with human feet and their proximity, often leaving a room at speed if feet should so much as twitch within ten feet of her! She also had problems overcoming her sense of superiority and whether humans were actually allowed to inhale as well as exhale in her presence!!! (w00t)
After five years had passed a very sad event happened for the family and the Moonpig's best friend went out one day and never came home.....
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