A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt.
He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked him what was wrong. The cop said, "We are in a crisis situation. Gordon...
Happy 17th Birthday to my little girl who is all grown up.....cant believe how fast these years have gone :huggles:
Loads of love
Mum, Dad, Betsy, Bill & Gypsy xxx
I am off on holiday in the morning and its Gypsy's 4th Birthday on friday.....so i thought i would put up a birthday thread for my lovely girlie before i go......
Happy 4th Birthday Gypsy.......my lovely, lovely bundle of Joy.... :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then every...
So, here's the story. . ..
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in...
just seen this......
2 druggies injected themselves with curry powder instead of Heroin..................one has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma..................
:teehee:
Went down to the coast on monday..the weather was beautiful......
hengistbury head beach.....
a little mooch...
she was very brave and went to examine the sea :-
but then this happened...shock horror :blink:
so that was the end of that...she went straight back to dad :wub:
she...
Gypsy will have been with us for 2 years tomorrow, im putting this on now as i wont be around much tomorrow :)
she is a joy have around and we all love her to bits :wub: :wub: :wub:
Besty hasnt been feeling well so has been crashed out on the sofa, but a certain whippie kept...
someone i know got 2 kittens that were found in the street, they were about 7/8 weeks old at the time and that was in november.........i was wondering if you dont let your cats out of the house, do they still need their vacinations ?
sorry, sounds like a silly question, but i dont know much...
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